Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[guest]

They deleted my review politely asking them to install a fax machiine to take orders

 

[Harry Powell]

They deleted my review politely asking them to install a fax machiine to take orders

100% Pat contacted them to let them know it was an aTalker

 

[FurBurger]

100% Pat contacted them to let them know it was an aTalker

Or he's already had The Talk with them, about how having a famous author like him drinking there will attract attention.

"So, you can't have a fax machine, because they'll send you pictures of me sucking Trump's penis. Photoshops, obviously. And your waitresses will have to shut down their social media otherwise impersonators will hit on them, using my photo, phone number and Facebook account. Oh, and if your bar burns down in a fire and you get any donations from Owen A. Forums you have to give them back."

"What?!?"

"No, I'm just saying if. If it burns down - like the two last bars I hung out at..."

 

[Random username]

I love that Pennies is largely a mystery and then here he is on a double date with a tranny.

One of fatty cum eating friends.
A lot apparently.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

When this place opens again so many redditors are gonna call them up they won't know what hit them

 

[Chive Turkey]

100% Pat contacted them to let them know it was an aTalker

That's why the smart thing to do is to leave positive reviews with as subtle references as possible. Makes Rick sound like an even bigger unhinged lunatic when he inevitably demands they take it down.

"No, I'm just saying if. If it burns down - like the two last bars I hung out at..."

"And when the fax machine's pumping out trumpblowjob.jpeg, and you've ostracized the last of the staff and patrons....

...you light a match."