Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh

[guest]

 

[EraGodless]

Look at how fat he is! Nigga is shaped like an egg!

 

[guest]

lookie lookie miss cookie, from 23/11/20

btw the picture where pennyeater is with friends is from a trivia night. which means fatrick wasnt invited

 

[EraGodless]

I don’t know why he goes there anyway. The reviews are terrible:


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Some of ya'll niggas need to learn the American spelling of some words. It's a dead give away that you're not from here and possibly a troll-- especially if you're trying to make it seem like you're a local.

 

[EraGodless]

Funny he tweeted this last night
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Never been lonely? We’ve seen you sitting alone at bars, stupid.

I thought The Monster almost got him after The Lappening/Ade divorce Dude needs a file folder to keep track of his lies.

 

[Butterknife]

How can he afford to spend every day at a bar??

 

[Random username]

Does Izzy Hops have a fax machine?

Great minds and all.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

How can he afford to spend every day at a bar??

 

[NoBacon]

Eric Hildeman also messaged me to say if I was 14 years old he’d really want to enter me but he wouldn’t because he’s virtuous.

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[guest]

How can he afford to spend every day at a bar??

He gives handies in exchange for drinking money to gentleman under the Hoan Bridge.

 

[Jenna]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Peter must have upgraded from pennies to quarters.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

He looks like someone stuck 4 toothpicks in a hard boiled egg:

 

[Meownaw]

No way he shelled out for another one after dropping the first one in guano or whatever

I checked the Facebook and this place just reuses old photos. They used that Pat photo back in January 2022 so it's before he bought it I think.

 

[SFWA liaison]

tis fella doesn't want to be seen dating a whale

 

[kingship75]

If we ever have to reform from the PFG domain, I suggest we become a this guy forum:

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POPE

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[John Wayne Gacy]

Happily married, as always, stlaker. She's right here next to me

 

[SFWA liaison]

seriously what are the odds? insurance scam modus operandi?


inb4 piggy starts claiming an arsonist atalker is setting fire to his favorite watering holes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hilarious that they took a bunch of photos and most of them are him being the lonely guy at the bar watching the game and tweeting. Its not even a sports bar so he is probably the only idiot cheering at the ballgame. Everyone else is having a good time and he is just hogging up seats closest to the TVs. These candid photos really show a peek into how sad his daily routine is. All you have to do is change the background to the hovel and this is the same image you would get of pat at home. Thats what niki would see everytime she walked in the door. Always preoccupied with tweeting.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet that had announced they were going to do some promo photos and wanted to get a good sized crowd. Probably offered some kind of discount. So pat was able to get all two of his friends to show up. Couldnt get his wife to show up though.