"I've always been in shape" - Patrick S Tomlinson, October 2021

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[alkiefuck2]

I believe they got it from hooligans Facebook on opening day. There’s a couple more. That’s just the one I have saved on my phone. View attachment 9237
There’s another one of him being fatter than wisconsinites.

"how much did he owe quasi?"

 

[alkiefuck2]

what the fuck.
he is minimum 250, probably 260. that shirt is an XL gauranteed.
Dealing with trolls has really destroyed his body in 2 years, I wouldnt be surprised if he has fatty liver yet keeps binge drinking daily because his doctor wont prescribe him xanax AND SSRIS.

he hasnt gone to the gym in months or else he'd be bragging about it.
the strongest and wittiest in the gym, the special boy.


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this was pre-corona, poor girl had to wear that

 

[FurBurger]

He's about 5'10", 275.

I kind of do this as part of my yob.

I knew we had carnies in here.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[MonsterSteve]

I think he meant “a shape” and that shape is round.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

what the fuck.
he is minimum 250, probably 260. that shirt is an XL gauranteed.
Dealing with trolls has really destroyed his body in 2 years, I wouldnt be surprised if he has fatty liver yet keeps binge drinking daily because his doctor wont prescribe him xanax AND SSRIS.

he hasnt gone to the gym in months or else he'd be bragging about it.
the strongest and wittiest in the gym, the special boy.


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He’s wearing flip flops with jeans. And his toes are misshapen. Is there anything on Porky that isnt defective?

 

[Username]

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This animation from 2021 is by onaforums it’s titled “How MINC Law milked a pig”

 

[BudDickman]

Here's a bit idea: Photoshop images of him to make him look fit. If he claims to be in shape, then what the fuck would the photoshopped images look like? Greek gods?

He is so shameless that he might actually start claiming that the photoshopped images are him and the original photos are altered.