"I've always been in shape" - Patrick S Tomlinson, October 2021

[Gay Faggot.]

but remember, that was like a year ago. Also you need to add the Pat-lie tax of 20%, so he might've been in the 270 range.
Then factor in his latest "only you can prevent fascists" picture where his head turned into a pumpkin. All in all, i think he falls into the morbidly obese category that this chart doesnt have.

Wrong as always, stlaker. Pumpkins don’t look like Bert was a fat retard from WI, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Wrong as always, atalker. Pumpkins don’t look like Bert was a fat retard from WI, child.

How do you make your HEAD grow like that in less than 3 years? I’ve haven’t seen a head like that since Ted Kennedy. He’s even getting a big alcoholic nose! Also funny to mention he’s standing next to a bed he’s not allowed to sleep in. Only the couch, child.

 

[peckafacce]

Round is a shape, its another one of Pats technicalities

 

[Raymond]

To be fair, BMI isn't applicable for bodybuilders like Patrick.

 

[guest]

The glassy eyes of a drug addict. I thought meth kept the weight off?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

In the Bo Staff video, his “abs” look like two raccoons fighting in a burlap sack.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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[guest]

Sure. If a Michaelmooreagon were a shape.

Outstanding.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

In the Bo Staff video, his “abs” look like two raccoons fighting in a burlap sack.

Rick has described his love of “coon fighting” quite a few times. How am I not surprised.

 

[MonsterSteve]

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Wrong as always, atalker. Pumpkins don’t look like Bert was a fat retard from WI, child.

Oh he's 260 easy. If I had to guess I'd say he's 5'10", 260.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh he's 260 easy. If I had to guess I'd say he's 5'10", 260.

I’m 5’9” 195 and I’m quite a bit slimmer than Fatty. Also my abdominal area doesent look like two cats Wrestling in a garbage bag when I walk. 6’2” 225 wouldn’t give you a 42 inch waist. Just sayin.

 

[Raymond]

Deranged drunkard

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

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Nice bitch tits, faggot

I hate that somone shopped this. The original was horrendous enough without fucko being able to claim it was edited.

 

[Guyincognito]

Yes the shape of mashed potatoes in a shopping bag. I see.

Dang! I was gonna say mayonnaise in a garbage bag. Great minds and all that

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

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Wrong as always, atalker. Pumpkins don’t look like Bert was a fat retard from WI, child.

So if you were to look at this objectively with the Pat-hatred blinders off, you have to say that this is an out of shape fella. You wouldn't have that chin if you were in-shape. At best, you'd call this husky.

The entire fucking world would agree with me. Why can't Patrick see that?

 

[potatopeeler63]

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Wrong as always, atalker. Pumpkins don’t look like Bert was a fat retard from WI, child.

what the fuck.
he is minimum 250, probably 260. that shirt is an XL gauranteed.
Dealing with trolls has really destroyed his body in 2 years, I wouldnt be surprised if he has fatty liver yet keeps binge drinking daily because his doctor wont prescribe him xanax AND SSRIS.

he hasnt gone to the gym in months or else he'd be bragging about it.
the strongest and wittiest in the gym, the special boy.

 

[potatopeeler63]

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what the fuck.
he is minimum 250, probably 260. that shirt is an XL gauranteed.
Dealing with trolls has really destroyed his body in 2 years, I wouldnt be surprised if he has fatty liver yet keeps binge drinking daily because his doctor wont prescribe him xanax AND SSRIS.

he hasnt gone to the gym in months or else he'd be bragging about it.
the strongest and wittiest in the gym, the special boy.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

We heard you

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's about 5'10", 275.

I kind of do this as part of my yob.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He's about 5'10", 275.

I kind of do this as part of my yob.

You're a convenience store clerk?