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"I've always been in shape" - Patrick S Tomlinson, October 2021
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Sure. If a Michaelmooreagon were a shape.
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I’m guessing he compares himself to all the other big fat cheese heads in Wisconsin since he is from a state full of fat people. So he’s not AS FAT (Pat loves technicalities) as the majority but he’s not in shape by any definition and is fat.
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He’d manage to be wrong as always, atalker.
Imagine taking a laptop to a bar, complete with wired mouse. He's such a fucking cunt.
I'm surprised somebody at Hooligan's didn't frame that fax of him.
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How did this place get that shot the first time, and why don't we have more?
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Has he publicly stated his weight? I got some time, so I'll run it through the BMI Index real quick
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I believe they got it from hooligans Facebook on opening day. There’s a couple more. That’s just the one I have saved on my phone.
There’s another one of him being fatter than wisconsinites.
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Nice bitch tits, faggot
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It’s not a wired mouse, it’s a MicrosoftArc mouse.
Wrong again, atalker.
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He said on Strictly Stalking that he's 6' and 225lbs, which according to BMI makes him obese.
Too bad BMI isn't legit because Mama Raven's boy says it isn't.
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Is that shit mouse wired? How the fuck is he so poor he couldn’t at least bring a wireless mouse. His dumb fucking wire rubbing up against my drink would piss me off so much. Fat retard wouldn’t even notice it, but if I got an inch too close to him (obviously no one would, the smell alone) he would fucking chirp up about something. Not even necessarily a complaint, he’d just be happy to talk. Fat faggot.
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That shit is so enraging. I bet all the employees are hoping someone will get hired there only to tell him to "fuck off and get a table or leave" because they all don't want to lose their jobs.
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I never noticed it’s a WIRED mouse! He really is a massive douchebag to bring that laptop with all his bullshit to take up 3 seats at a bar. He’s got money to buy beer but not to invest 30 bucks in a wireless mouse! I can guarantee every bartender there has suggested he get a table since he will need space only to never get the hint. You know they loved that Pat fax.
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You know they’ve suggested he get a table many times in hopes he gets the hint he’s a douchebag customer. Zero self awareness Pat strikes again.
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Yes the shape of mashed potatoes in a shopping bag. I see.
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but remember, that was like a year ago. Also you need to add the Pat-lie tax of 20%, so he might've been in the 270 range.
Then factor in his latest "only you can prevent fascists" picture where his head turned into a pumpkin. All in all, i think he falls into the morbidly obese category that this chart doesnt have.
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I like in this picture he’s doing his best impersonation of a Swastika.