It's Peter Pan syndrome...

[TheRevAlJolson]

No one that has ever lifted a weight has ever, ever, spelt it this way. I didn't know barbells cause gynecomastia.

These are peckst, child. Soft, luscious pext.

 

[Snake]

These are peckst, child. Soft, luscious pext.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

This has everything.

The giant retard head
Jowls
Retard haircut
Skinny fat body
Man titties
Noodle arms
Completely disinterested family surrounding him
Completely unsatisfied wife, thinking about the next box she's gonna lap

Every time I see this picture, I feel like I can hear him breathing heavily through his mouth.

 

[N64 Cube]

Which one of you are “clearly in your 50’s”?

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1481090675013820416?s=20

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Dies he really think that egirl isn't just laughing at him behind his back?

 

[sShenaniganz]

Imagine being middle-aged with no life accomplishments besides being a harassed author on the internet

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I've heard @covidcumia speak and he's definitely talking about him hahaha

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Uncle Boomia on that king shit now

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Wheres the audio of covidcumia?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

That face is the exact face of my autistic cousin when he would wake up early and be really cranky

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Wheres the audio of covidcumia?

That was a deep fake

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Real sick fuck

 

[Mikekeke]

That face is the exact face of my autistic cousin when he would wake up early and be really cranky

Yeah, not saying this as a bit, but he looks like my retarded cousin. Incidentally, last I heard, he's in an adult daycare program and he keeps getting in trouble for spitting in the caretakers' faces. I can definitely imagine our Patty Cakes going hog wild and spitting on people with his thick slop slobber.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Which one of you are “clearly in your 50’s”?

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1481090675013820416?s=20

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I'm sure we won't beat this into the ground for the next month.

Hey Rick, I hope you like deepfake Jersey accents you retarded fuck

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Real sick fuck

Oh baby child you didn’t understand what “do you wanna be a part of a pizza party” meant. It didn’t mean you get to eat the pizza…

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Yeah, not saying this as a bit, but he looks like my retarded cousin. Incidentally, last I heard, he's in an adult daycare program and he keeps getting in trouble for spitting in the caretakers' faces. I can definitely imagine our Patty Cakes going hog wild and spitting on people with his thick slop slobber.

A good beating would stop that.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

@covidcumia are you really an Italian?

We may have to ban you for thaT....

 

[HotDogJoe]

All stalking victims make wisecracks in public about their stalkers. It's how you know their situation is very serious and they fear for their safety.

 

[CuntFucker .]

And that niggah have Peter Pancakes syndrome

 

[guest]

Projecting Pat back and stronger than ever. I got a good 30 second laugh out of his tweets there.

"Peter Pan syndrome" - Favourite movie Hook, Nerf gun on the coffee table, Capeshit enthusiast, signed away all parental responsibilities to play with toys and stay out of the adult world of work and family, constantly stuffs his fat face with treats and goodies like Kevin once he's Home Alone. Even he grew up and instilled some self-discipline and structure after a couple of days of pleasure-seeking.

"Cheeto dicked" - we've unfortunately all seen your total lack of even a hint of genital (forget bulge) outline in your too tight fag jeans, Fat.

"Chronically unfuckable" - first wife (and lay) left you while pregnant for a superior male. Married second lay. She's a lesbo, you sleep on the couch, every picture of you together screams zero intimacy of even affection. You look like cousins or co-workers (ha! You'd need jobs first.) I would wager you haven't stuck your micro dick in a vagina for literally years, Fat.

"Pecks" - Should be "pecs," professional author. But they're actually tits.

What a wonderful prize pig we found.