It's normal to not have friends right?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I used to know loads of people in this town (I recently moved back to), I could walk through town saying 'hi' to loadsa people... now I have 4-5 actual IRL friends & it feels much better, I don't think I'd go for 0 friends, but having just a few real genuine ones is much better

 

[Professor Consent]

My dad said I'm like the son from the movie World's Greatest Dad so I'm clearly a piece of shit who nobody wants to be friends with. But with 6 months of working out, I could be pretty le based

....i hate this thread

 

[Professor Consent]

I used to know loads of people in this town (I recently moved back to), I could walk through town saying 'hi' to loadsa people... now I have 4-5 actual IRL friends & it feels much better, I don't think I'd go for 0 friends, but having just a few real genuine ones is much better

I thought you had 500 guys? or was that some gay hookup thing?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I thought you had 500 guys? or was that some gay hookup thing?

they're fans, not friends

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You could always take some roidskis and become the musclehead faggot you want for a friend. Become your own tulpa.

With roids you can grow enough muscle to split off and form two seperate people.

 

[Professor Consent]

With roids you can grow enough muscle to split off and form two seperate people.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

The forum is my friends.

I knew you’d show up in this thread you weird fuck

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You attract who you are etc

Fuuuuck. My three best friends are a fat guy, a whiny 40-something dude, and a faggot.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

there are people here who I genuinely like... maybe 'cus it's such a weird place for us all to end-up, I feel like we've something in-common, but whatev's

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Fuuuuck. My three best friends are a fat guy, a whiny 40-something dude, and a faggot.

so your best friend is urself?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

so your best friend is urself?

Thanks for explaining the joke to the people in the back.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Thanks for explaining the joke to the people in the back.

ahhh shit! I look like a silly goose now, maybe I am...

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.

Especially post-COVID I haven't experienced that. It seems everyone is trying to race out at 4pm to beat the traffic/ work from home as many days as possible, etc. Happy hours aren't even a thing at my office anymore, but that might be the result of having an older workforce

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been friends with my best friends since we were kids. I have like five other people that I do consider my friends, but I avoid them most of the time. They text, I don't text back unless I really feel like it. With my best friends, I'm always happy to see or hear from them (which is every day) and I genuinely give a shit how they're doing. I walked into a restaurant one time, saw my one other friend-but-not-best-friend in there with his girlfriend and I turned around and left so I wouldn't have to have an awkward catch-up chat that I don't really care about.

 

[Hoolies]

Look at Vigoda trying to pull this "multiple equally best friends" crap once again, it didn't work when we were little, it ain't gonna work now. You gotta rank them individually. My best friend is some guy the sister-in-law was banging for a while, he gave me a Drill Master drill bit sharpener. And my second bestest friend forever is Joe who lives down the street and needed shear bolts for his snowblower last winter, their kids are friends with my kids.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

fat guy, a whiny 40-something dude, and a faggot.

This nigga is friends with Rick

 

[Jenna]

This right here is why I don't take your "I would be irl friends with every single user on this forum except Jenna" shit seriously .

 

[According to My Cock]

so your best friend is urself?

Line of the day

 

[Stent]

I need my guysss.

I've been friends with my best friends since we were kids. I have like five other people that I do consider my friends, but I avoid them most of the time. They text, I don't text back unless I really feel like it. With my best friends, I'm always happy to see or hear from them (which is every day) and I genuinely give a shit how they're doing. I walked into a restaurant one time, saw my one other friend-but-not-best-friend in there with his girlfriend and I turned around and left so I wouldn't have to have an awkward catch-up chat that I don't really care about.

Yeah? Well fuck you too!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I need my guysss.


Yeah? Well fuck you too!

You're more than a friend, Stenton. We are one.