It cannot be emphasized enough just how awful he looked in that TV appearance

[HotDogJoe]

Look at those jaundiced eyes, his blotchy skin, that lip sweat. He looks like total shit and it's almost certainly a result of alcoholism.

Pull yourself together, Rick. You're a disgrace.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The face of a man who tried to convince the world he could bench 250 lbs and runs half marathons. Sad!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look at those jaundiced eyes, his blotchy skin, that lip sweat. He looks like total shit and it's almost certainly a result of alcoholism.

Pull yourself together, Rick. You're a disgrace.

You know it’s bad when Joseph Cumia looks better than you do! Get your shit in order, Patrick!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

but we have too many Lucy threads

 

[guest]

His soul is sick, he drinks alcohol every day, he thinks corn is a vegetable and meatloaf is a gourmet dish. It's kind of a miracle he doesn't look even worse.

 

[guest]

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but we have too many Lucy threads

Imagine rather looking at Fatpat than lovely Lucy. Buncha faaaaaags!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Clearly you couldn’t hit esc fast enough.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Clearly you couldn’t hit esc fast enough.

Lovin’ the avatar, sir

 

[SpaceEdge]

Imagine rather looking at Fatpat than lovely Lucy. Buncha faaaaaags!

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We are going to have to petition quasi for a bigger avatar size, clearly you can't fit that bitches forehead into yours

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Imagine rather looking at Fatpat than lovely Lucy. Buncha faaaaaags!

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Imagine getting rock hard while looking at Pat like these guys, no thank you.

 

[guest]

We are going to have to petition quasi for a bigger avatar size, clearly you can't fit that bitches forehead into yours

Go jerk off to Pat!

 

[SpaceEdge]

Might as well, he's just as greasy as Ricci and they both have splotches on their faces. I bet she's got a wet upper lip

 

[guest]

I bet she's got a wet upper lip

That's my CUM! hehehe. I bet the wetness on Pat's lip is yours!

 

[Cuphead]

The grease on his lips makes me feel ill

 

[guest]

I see your googly eyed child star turned ok in Buffalo 66 but kind of whack in everything else actress and raise you one South African babe

 

[guest]

I see your googly eyed child star turned ok in Buffalo 66 but kind of whack in everything else actress

WTF does this mean, i need a dictionary to decipher this gobbledygook!

 

[BudDickman]

I think some of the angles captured line up perfectly with the surveillance video of the vandal. Can someone resize his head from the profile shot in the interview and superimpose it on the vandal's head just so we can have the smoking gun?

Maybe a video cutting together both clips and also including tweets and Facebook posts where he insists that it's not him would be a good piece of content that immediately exposed him as being full of shit.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

How much do you have to drink for that to happen? Pretty much every person I know thats 45 and older is a functioning alcoholic and none of them look nearly this bad

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It hasnt even been hot in Milwaukee. He just naturally excretes a layer of gravy to keep his skin moist.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

How much do you have to drink for that to happen? Pretty much every person I know thats 45 and older is a functioning alcoholic and none of them look nearly this bad

The first apartment I lived in after college had a little strip mall in front of it and my friends and I would get absolutely fucked up there and just walk home, being safe. All the 55+ year old regulars looked like this. Most of them didn't see 65 by the time I moved out. Patrick is cruising for death before 55 the way he's going.