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Israeli Jesus versus real historical Jesus

Jenna

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Wrong on all counts again, fat man. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

We don't say "wrong as always" like Patrick and those libtards, we say "wrong on all counts again"!
 

LiberalPussy

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You do realize Jesus was a jew, right?

If you don't like jews or middle-eastern looking people, why worship an illiterate galilean jew? Public toilets weren't for transient commoners like him. He'd pull up his robe and find a relatively quiet corner somewhere to take a shit. He was executed for being an uppity fanatical jew for fucks sake. Find another messiah.
The Son of God was not a subhuman Jew. You sound like @BenDovid right now.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/TQlepFsGB2QT/
 
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HipTuckerCumia

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LiberalPussy

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I listened to like 5 minutes of that. It appears to be some insane person repeating the word 'juda' to his answering machine.

I'm curious: When and why did you start worshiping this dead jew and when did you start seeking out these fringe theories about him?
They aren’t fringe. You don’t have a rebuttal which is kind of embarrassing for a nobody like you.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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you guys obviously never listened to B.I.B.L.E. off the GZA album “liquid swords”

“The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia
And uhh, the second son of Pope Alexander
The Sixth of Rome and once the picture was shown
That's how the devils tricked my dome”

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Reminder urban folk think Egyptians are black
 

HipTuckerCumia

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They aren’t fringe. You don’t have a rebuttal which is kind of embarrassing for a nobody like you.
It is actually somewhat charitable to call it even a fringe theory. It's nonsensical. Might as well claim the pope is not catholic.

There are all kinds of wild theories about Jesus's life among serious historians and biblical scholars, but one thing they all agree on is that Jesus was a jew.

Jesus

Jesus[d] (c. 6 to 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ,[e] Jesus of Nazareth, and several other names and titles, was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader.[10] He is the central figure of Christianity, the world's largest religion. Most Christians believe Jesus to be the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited messiah, the Christ that is prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.

Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically.[f] Accounts of Jesus' life are contained in the Gospels, especially the four canonical Gospels in the New Testament. Academic research has yielded uncertainty on the historical reliability of the Gospels and how closely they reflect the historical Jesus.[18][g] Jesus was a Galilean Jew who was circumcised, was baptized by John the Baptist, began his own ministry,[10] and was often referred to as "rabbi".[21] Jesus debated with fellow Jews on how to best follow God, engaged in healings, taught in parables, and gathered followers.[22][23] He was arrested in Jerusalem and tried by the Jewish authorities,[24] turned over to the Roman government, and crucified on the order of Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect of Judea.[22] After his death, his followers believed he rose from the dead, and the community they formed eventually became the early Christian Church.[25]

 

HipTuckerCumia

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You do realize Jesus was a jew, right?

If you don't like jews or middle-eastern looking people, why worship an illiterate galilean jew? Public toilets weren't for transient commoners like him. He'd pull up his robe and find a relatively quiet corner somewhere to take a shit. He was executed for being an uppity fanatical jew for fucks sake. Find another messiah.
I forgot to include an important detail: there was no toilet paper.
 

HipTuckerCumia

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I have now done some further research on this topic.

I believe it is possible Jesus would have carried with him a piece of re-usable linen cloth. Possible he would have preferred to use his dress / robe. However, most likely, especially when traveling, he would have simply used his hand, which he would then wipe the shit off with dirt and sand.
 
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I have now done some further research on this topic.

I believe it is possible Jesus would have carried with him a piece of re-usable linen cloth. Possible he would have preferred to use his dress / robe. However, most likely, especially when traveling, he would have simply used his hand, which he would then wipe the shit off with dirt and sand.
Yeah, he's a man who's also God. I don't think you're breaking any new ground by pointing out that men make kaka and peepee. We also bleed and our bones break and we cry out in agony if we're tortured to death so that if a man willingly submitted himself to scourging and crucifixion in order to redeem all of mankind who believed in him that man would be one of the true heroes of all history, even if he were mistaken. Which he wasn't.
 

HipTuckerCumia

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Yeah, he's a man who's also God. I don't think you're breaking any new ground by pointing out that men make kaka and peepee. We also bleed and our bones break and we cry out in agony if we're tortured to death so that if a man willingly submitted himself to scourging and crucifixion in order to redeem all of mankind who believed in him that man would be one of the true heroes of all history, even if he were mistaken. Which he wasn't.
No he's not.

He was a jewish apocalyptic prophet. He preached about end times and the imminent coming of a new kingdom of god where all earthly wrongs would be righted.

Passover in Jerusalem during the roman rule was filled with all kinds of religious fervor and agitation, sometimes leading to Jewish uprisings, which were then violently crushed. Jesus, probably totally unknown in Jerusalem at the time, rolled into town for passover with his followers, caused trouble at the temple, was seen challenging roman rule and threatening public peace. That's why he was killed. Like many other various prophets, zealots, insurgents and agitators like him.

Most likely the romans left him rotting on the cross as a warning to other uppity jews, as was the style at the time, and eventually threw his body into a pit somewhere.

Christian religion came later as his followers tried to cope and make sense of what happened to their cult leader. It could be argued that Paul, a second hand follower, was the true founder of christianity.
 

LingerLonger

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Hey, remember when Schillinger's son's girlfriend was having a baby, and Vern helped with the delivery, and the baby came out all dark skinned and kinky haired? Oh man, that show was just the greatest.
You're misremembering, as the kid was White. They did a DNA test on the show in one scene. The daughter asks God in one scene if he will lift the "Schillinger curse" from her daughter. So God kills her and nearly everyone on that bus but spares the kid who goes to live far away from where Schillinger's family is. Part of the "be careful what you wish for" dark humor of Oz. The curse was lifted but everyone else dies.

Later they used the same plotline but with the whole "ghetto gums" joke. Where Robson gets a tissue graft donation and the dentist spreads it around Oz that the donor was "definitely black". And later whenever anyone makes a nigger joke the blacks go to Robson and ask him if he is offended like the rest of his new "brothers" because he is one of them now.
 
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there is literally no way of knowing what he looked like

they purposely made him ugly as a psyop

that's fucked up lmao.

here's the real jesus:

[MEDIA=youtube]MrS3uHVlzew[/MEDIA]
 

RoTheHo69

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It's almost as if people had something against the guy.........

OK now you're just showing people you're a fucking mongoloid

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Whiter than cumia...
 
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