Israeli Jesus versus real historical Jesus

[not that Jack Horner]

you guys obviously never listened to B.I.B.L.E. off the GZA album “liquid swords”

“The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia
And uhh, the second son of Pope Alexander
The Sixth of Rome and once the picture was shown
That's how the devils tricked my dome”

 

[gassers]

What do you think he was then?

The people of Levant have always been white passing to a degree, but they are not white white like europeans.

I don't think Jesus was brown or black though.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Oh sweetie, he’s very smart. He doesn’t believe in anything! That’s very smart and rational.

Everything exploded from nothing for no reason, it’s science sweetie.

the fun thing about atheists stuck on that track is that you can convince them to kill themselves pretty easily... I don't cus I'm a nice guy, but it's nice to know I could ruin them with their own stout beliefs

 

[wbgreen]

Israel is full of light skinned blondes with light eyes. Of course Jesus could have looked like one of them. To disagree is to deny the legitimacy of the State of Israel, which I would never do publicly.

 

[NoBacon]

Guys I don't read the bible! I don't have to! The /pol/ memes say he looked like an Allman Brother!

This guy said his religious beliefs are basically “if it makes me feel good then it’s right and what God wants”

Just an FYI.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Modern day Arameans are Syrians. At the whitest he looked like Assad

 

[HH Brother]

He could have been green for all I care

Could have been a fawkin model, funster. sniff

 

[The Shah of Iran]

How many Anthony Cumia memes need to be posted here before people work out that you could pass an italian off as a Palestinian, as a Turk, as a Tunisian etc and no one would be any the wiser. Jesus looked like Pacino at 57 when he was 32.

 

[HH Brother]

How many Anthony Cumia memes need to be posted here before people work out that you could pass an italian off as a Palestinian, as a Turk, as a Tunisian etc and no one would be any the wiser. Jesus looked like Pacino at 57 when he was 32.

USE MY POOL FLOATIE LIFTS TO WALK ON WATER FUNSTER

LOOK AT VIBRATING ANAL EGG BUT DON'T TOUCH

TOUCH BUT DON'T STICK IT UP YOUR ASS

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS BUT DON'T BITE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAND

KJV Book of Spook - 14,88

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Because there’sa huge difference in the veracity of writings that were widely distributed and found in the Dead Sea scrolls and stuff that only appeared in the 1400-1600’s. Apocrypha is interesting but there’s good reason it wasn’t included in the Bible.

Nigga the Maccabees are some of the best books in the Bible and they’re historically / archaeologically verifiable, no?

 

[Jenna]

This guy said his religious beliefs are basically “if it makes me feel good then it’s right and what God wants”

Just an FYI.

That's you, schitzo. You don't go to church or read the bible. If torturing animals or engaging in underage roleplay makes you feel good, it is the word of Christ.

Maybe if you weren't xannied all the time you would think clearer.

 

[Opesterino]

My personal Jesus is American

 

[The Shah of Iran]

USE MY POOL FLOATIE LIFTS TO WALK ON WATER FUNSTER

LOOK AT VIBRATING ANAL EGG BUT DON'T TOUCH

TOUCH BUT DON'T STICK IT UP YOUR ASS

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS BUT DON'T BITE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAND

KJV Book of Spook - 14,88

He rode into Bethlehem on a



Boo!!

 

[NoBacon]

That's you, schitzo. You don't go to church or read the bible. If torturing animals or engaging in underage roleplay makes you feel good, it is the word of Christ.

Maybe if you weren't xannied all the time you would think clearer.

Make one criticism of Jewish people. Just one. Surely you don’t think they are perfect without any flaws?

Make one negative observation on trannies.

 

[Jenna]

Make one criticism of Jewish people. Just one. Surely you don’t think they are perfect without any flaws?

Make one negative observation on trannies.

Jewish people can be extremely inclusive when it comes to their religion. When it comes to jobs and promotions, but socially as well. My little brother had a best friend 1st, 2nd, 3rd grade, our families were "family friends", we'd all go on vacations together. Then one day in 3rd grade they decided they wanted him spending time with Jewish kids from Hebrew School, not my brother and my family. But then one of my closest friends from childhood is Jewish and his overbearing Jewish mother loves me like a second son. So YMMV.

Seeing Charlize Theron walk around with her three black trans kids, because they told her they were trans. Mommie Dearest certainly isn't forcing them to wear dresses to increase her social status and benefit her career. I'm sure there are many such cases of self-important libtard parents who are highly coaxing their kids to become trans for, again, the social status.

 

[NoBacon]

Jewish people can be extremely inclusive when it comes to their religion. When it comes to jobs and promotions, but socially as well. My little brother had a best friend 1st, 2nd, 3rd grade, our families were "family friends", we'd all go on vacations together. Then one day in 3rd grade they decided they wanted him spending time with Jewish kids from Hebrew School, not my brother and my family. But then one of my closest friends from childhood is Jewish and his overbearing Jewish mother loves me like a second son. So YMMV.

Seeing Charlize Theron walk around with her three black trans kids, because they told her they were trans. Mommie Dearest certainly isn't forcing them to wear dresses to increase her social status and benefit her career. I'm sure there are many such cases of self-important libtard parents who are highly coaxing their kids to become trans for, again, the social status.

I also like dislike Jews and trans people

 

[Jenna]

I also like dislike Jews and trans people

But see, you'd do the exact same thing.

If you had the power to promote someone, you'd chose the Christian over the Jew.

If you weren't a pedophile and had a child, you'd force them to attend "pray the gay away" camps and wouldn't want them making friends with Abraham Silverstein on the playground.

You see the world much like Patrick does. Muh people good, yur people bad. I know exactly what my enemies are thinking, because I am a superior being.

He's a fat alcoholic and you're a tiny benzo addict. You're both simpletons who need the world explained in black and white.

 

[NoBacon]

But see, you'd do the exact same thing.

If you had the power to promote someone, you'd chose the Christian over the Jew.

If you weren't a pedophile and had a child, you'd force them to attend "pray the gay away" camps and wouldn't want them making friends with Abraham Silverstein on the playground.

You see the world much like Patrick does. Muh people good, yur people bad. I know exactly what my enemies are thinking, because I am a superior being.

He's a fat alcoholic and you're a tiny benzo addict. You're both simpletons who need the world explained in black and white.

Wrong on all counts again, fat man. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

 

[guest]

Israel is full of light skinned blondes with light eyes.

Yes, but most of their grandparents moved there from Russia, Ukraine and Belarus in the 1950s.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Make one criticism of Jewish people. Just one.

You do realize Jesus was a jew, right?

If you don't like jews or middle-eastern looking people, why worship an illiterate galilean jew? Public toilets weren't for transient commoners like him. He'd pull up his robe and find a relatively quiet corner somewhere to take a shit. He was executed for being an uppity fanatical jew for fucks sake. Find another messiah.