Israeli Jesus versus real historical Jesus

[NoBacon]

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I always like to picture my White Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

 

[Dog Eater]

None of those sources are legit, but I do think the portrayal of Jesus as dark skinned, Joe eyed and scruffy is some jew bs.

 

[NoBacon]

None of those sources are legit, but I do think the portrayal of Jesus as dark skinned, Joe eyed and scruffy is some jew bs.

The first hand sources mentioned are real. Why do you think they’re not?

 

[Dog Eater]

The first hand sources mentioned are real. Why do you think they’re not?

Because there’sa huge difference in the veracity of writings that were widely distributed and found in the Dead Sea scrolls and stuff that only appeared in the 1400-1600’s. Apocrypha is interesting but there’s good reason it wasn’t included in the Bible.

 

[LiberalPussy]

None of those sources are legit, but I do think the portrayal of Jesus as dark skinned, Joe eyed and scruffy is some jew bs.

So so so so so you’re saying that being the Messiah means I have to die for the sins of mankind?

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

The first hand sources mentioned are real. Why do you think they’re not?

They are not first hand sources, they are medieval forgeries.

 

[Dog Eater]

They are not first hand sources, they are medieval forgeries.

Some of the pilate stuff is older than that but still not verifiable.

 

[guest]

He could have been green for all I care

 

[The Shah of Iran]

How many 6'4 blonde Aryan's have you heard of just cuttin about the Middle East, let alone being born there?

But....but...Pontius Pilate said...

Shut up, stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

How many 6'4 blonde Aryan's have you heard of just cuttin about the Middle East, let alone being born there?

But....but...Pontius Pilate said...

Shut up, stupid.

They are not first hand sources, they are medieval forgeries.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Look at that picture there. Does that look like a nigger to you?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I always like to picture my White Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

That means business, but he also like to party

 

[Jenna]

Guys I don't read the bible! I don't have to! The /pol/ memes say he looked like an Allman Brother!

 

[LingerLonger]

How many 6'4 blonde Aryan's have you heard of just cuttin about the Middle East, let alone being born there?

Literally every single person born in the Roman or Greek empire there, stupid. Just like everyone born in the American colonies was once White. Before (((slavery))) and (((mass immigration))) browned American into a nigger and mud infested dump.

Yeah London is now an arab state practically. Does that mean it was always overrun with pakis? Atheists are the dumbest imbeciles. "Muh science!".

 

[NoBacon]

Literally every single person born in the Roman or Greek empire there, stupid. Just like everyone born in the American colonies was once White. Before (((slavery))) and (((mass immigration))) browned American into a nigger and mud infested dump.

Yeah London is now an arab state practically. Does that mean it was always overrun with pakis? Atheists are the dumbest imbeciles. "Muh science!".

Oh sweetie, he’s very smart. He doesn’t believe in anything! That’s very smart and rational.

Everything exploded from nothing for no reason, it’s science sweetie.

 

[gassers]

Literally every single person born in the Roman or Greek empire there, stupid. Just like everyone born in the American colonies was once White. Before (((slavery))) and (((mass immigration))) browned American into a nigger and mud infested dump.

Yeah London is now an arab state practically. Does that mean it was always overrun with pakis? Atheists are the dumbest imbeciles. "Muh science!".

I mean we can argue how white passing jesus was, but I don't think he ever was a blue eyed nordic chiseled face guy that he is often depicted.

 

[NoBacon]

I mean we can argue how white passing jesus was, but I don't think he ever was a blue eyed nordic chiseled face guy that he is often depicted.

What do you think he was then?

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I mean we can argue how white passing jesus was, but I don't think he ever was a blue eyed nordic chiseled face guy that he is often depicted.

It's almost as if people had something against the guy.........

Just like everyone born in the American colonies was once White

OK now you're just showing people you're a fucking mongoloid

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I'm going to get accused of having a child bride, aren't I?