Is this the bargaining of a fat person?

[guest]

You wanna be Fat for 80 years? You wanna walk around being a contemptuous burden and waste of space, air, and resources? You want to hop into a motor cart when you go shopping? You want the government to send you money because you almost went to war 50 years go? Eat whatever you want and die in your 20's like Fez.

Will I get to fuck Dawn Cumia?

 

[guest]

What's being fat like?

 

[JebJoh]

You wanna be Fat for 80 years? You wanna walk around being a contemptuous burden and waste of space, air, and resources? You want to hop into a motor cart when you go shopping? You want the government to send you money because you almost went to war 50 years go? Eat whatever you want and die in your 20's like Fez.

Fez made it close to 70 without even leaving his chair. Why would I care what fat people do, enjoy your walk, enjoy your carvel, but do us all a favor and die before we have to stand behind you at the drug store

 

[JebJoh]

Will I get to fuck Dawn Cumia?

Only if you look like opie's corpse.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Maybe try one cookie, see if you can make that suffice. Eat it slowly while burning yourself with a hanger heated red-hot over the stove.

I suggest that OP take up cigarettes.

 

[guest]

Only if you look like opie's corpse.

 

[JebJoh]

What's being fat like?

About the same as being thin, except you get winded walking up stairs and you take a knee rather than bend over when you need to pick something up

 

[aRTie02150]

I suggest that OP take up cigarettes.

Cigarettes and eating toilet paper and he'll shed the pounds.

 

[guest]

About the same as being thin, except you get winded walking up stairs and you take a knee rather than bend over when you need to pick something up

But don't you want to kill yourself out of shame?

 

[guest]

About the same as being thin, except you get winded walking up stairs and you take a knee rather than bend over when you need to pick something up

Also you feel like shit every waking moment.

 

[DMAN]

Fez made it close to 70 without even leaving his chair. Why would I care what fat people do, enjoy your walk, enjoy your carvel, but do us all a favor and die before we have to stand behind you at the drug store

Why does being fat and old make it so you lose all ability to comprehend following directions and paying attention to the process at hand?

TWO TIMES this week, I've been STUCK behind some OLD FAGGOT trying to scrunch a dollar bill up into the god-damned credit card slot, standing under a GIANT SIGN THAT SAYS "NO CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WITH MULTIPLE EXCALALALALALALALALAMALATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THESE OLD FAGGOT FUCKERS KEEP DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN DIE DIE DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE OLD CUNTS, I WANT THEM ALL TO COUGH COVID ONTO EACH OTHER AND PASS AWAY TOGETHER

They are ALWAYS DROOLING ON THEMSELVES. THEY ARE ALWAYS IN FILTHY CLOTHING, HAIR UNKEMPT, FRESH OUT OF BED. Worthless coffee shit breath. They are ALL "IN THE WAY" and I laugh at Chink cultures for revering their elders. Old asian people are some of the most scumbag pieces of shit walking, and you can't hold them accountable because of their little bug brains and their passive language barrier stupidity.

These old pieces of shit are why I try to buy everything online.

 

[DMAN]

Fez made it close to 70 without even leaving his chair. Why would I care what fat people do, enjoy your walk, enjoy your carvel, but do us all a favor and die before we have to stand behind you at the drug store

Fez died in his 50's.

 

[guest]

If you're craving something sweet, just go to your bathroom and take a look in the mirror. Don't stare too long, you might become diabetic.

I fought Sugar Ray Robinson so many times...

 

[aRTie02150]

Why does being fat and old make it so you lose all ability to comprehend following directions and paying attention to the process at hand?

TWO TIMES this week, I've been STUCK behind some OLD FAGGOT trying to scrunch a dollar bill up into the god-damned credit card slot, standing under a GIANT SIGN THAT SAYS "NO CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WITH MULTIPLE EXCALALALALALALALALAMALATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THESE OLD FAGGOT FUCKERS KEEP DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN DIE DIE DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE OLD CUNTS, I WANT THEM ALL TO COUGH COVID ONTO EACH OTHER AND PASS AWAY TOGETHER

They are ALWAYS DROOLING ON THEMSELVES. THEY ARE ALWAYS IN FILTHY CLOTHING, HAIR UNKEMPT, FRESH OUT OF BED. Worthless coffee shit breath. They are ALL "IN THE WAY" and I laugh at Chink cultures for revering their elders. Old asian people are some of the most scumbag pieces of shit walking, and you can't hold them accountable because of their little bug brains and their passive language barrier stupidity.

These old pieces of shit are why I try to buy everything online.

Infuriating.


I was in the 12 item or less lane with an Italian sub and a bottle of coke behind some old woman who bought a few things but struggled with the card machine, fumbled around for her savings card (Which saved 30 cents) and bagged her own shit WHILE STANDING IN THE LINE AND NOT AT THE END and struggled to get her cans of tomato paste as they rolled a little. I'm watching people in the other lanes getting rung up one after the other as the old cunt is still chatting with the cashier who's just waiting for her to leave.

It doesn't matter what line I get into these days, there always seems to be someone in front of me who hasn't never used a debit card in their life. Half the time I want to scream "I'll fucking pay for you. Let's go!"

 

[guest]

Infuriating.


I was in the 12 item or less lane with an Italian sub and a bottle of coke behind some old woman who bought a few things but struggled with the card machine, fumbled around for her savings card (Which saved 30 cents) and bagged her own shit WHILE STANDING IN THE LINE AND NOT AT THE END and struggled to get her cans of tomato paste as they rolled a little. I'm watching people in the other lanes getting rung up one after the other as the old cunt is still chatting with the cashier who's just waiting for her to leave.

It doesn't matter what line I get into these days, there always seems to be someone in front of me who hasn't never used a debit card in their life. Half the time I want to scream "I'll fucking pay for you. Let's go!"

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[JebJoh]

Why does being fat and old make it so you lose all ability to comprehend following directions and paying attention to the process at hand?

TWO TIMES this week, I've been STUCK behind some OLD FAGGOT trying to scrunch a dollar bill up into the god-damned credit card slot, standing under a GIANT SIGN THAT SAYS "NO CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WITH MULTIPLE EXCALALALALALALALALAMALATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THESE OLD FAGGOT FUCKERS KEEP DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN DIE DIE DIE FAGGOT DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE OLD CUNTS, I WANT THEM ALL TO COUGH COVID ONTO EACH OTHER AND PASS AWAY TOGETHER

They are ALWAYS DROOLING ON THEMSELVES. THEY ARE ALWAYS IN FILTHY CLOTHING, HAIR UNKEMPT, FRESH OUT OF BED. Worthless coffee shit breath. They are ALL "IN THE WAY" and I laugh at Chink cultures for revering their elders. Old asian people are some of the most scumbag pieces of shit walking, and you can't hold them accountable because of their little bug brains and their passive language barrier stupidity.

These old pieces of shit are why I try to buy everything online.

Very likely because you live in a nervous hospital .... get yourself good with the demons. say what your doctors want to hear and we'll all meet you for a beer to discuss whatever murder suicide plot you are brewing. How do you feel about the Jews? I only ask because you probably need a lawyer

 

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Fez made it close to 70 without even leaving his chair. Why would I care what fat people do, enjoy your walk, enjoy your carvel, but do us all a favor and die before we have to stand behind you at the drug store

fez was 57

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I don't think it works like that. I see fat women walking all the time.

Walking for an hour will burn like 150 calories, which is the equivalent of one or two cookies. The reason you see fat women walking is that they don't know this, or they're fooling themselves. They probably end up eating more because they walk so much, since they tend to 'reward' themselves. It's a tough one man.

Being in shape is mostly about sticking to a good diet.

 

[guest]

Infuriating.


I was in the 12 item or less lane with an Italian sub and a bottle of coke

Was it diet coke?
I think less of people that drink original coke.
Same with people who eat their entire side of fries when eating a burger at a restaurant. (unless they're truffle fries, or garlic parmesan, etc. )
They are almost always fat white trash, young urban youth, poor middle aged blacks, or chubby latino/as.
you never see a white collar person, a milf soccer mom or doctor or lawyer drink original coke. ever .
It's not the same, diet coke has a chemical taste..
does it?
Why would anyone put that much sugar in their body? willingly?

Patrice said that pilots cant drink diet coke because it causes seizures, aspartame, donald rumsfeld fda conspiracy, kills rats etc.
did he?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Was it diet coke?
I think less of people that drink original coke.
Same with people who eat their entire side of fries when eating a burger at a restaurant. (unless they're truffle fries, or garlic parmesan, etc. )
They are almost always fat white trash, young urban youth, poor middle aged blacks, or chubby latino/as.
you never see a white collar person, a milf soccer mom or doctor or lawyer drink original coke. ever .
It's not the same, diet coke has a chemical taste..
does it?
Why would anyone put that much sugar in their body? willingly?

Patrice said that pilots cant drink diet coke because it causes seizures, aspartame, donald rumsfeld fda conspiracy, kills rats etc.
did he?

I don’t drink pop but my philosophy with energy drinks is that occasionally when I drink one I go with real sugar because it’s probably better than the processed shit if you’re not consuming it constantly. Drinking Diet Coke every day is not healthy. I really feel like you’re making some arbitrary distinctions with how you feel about how other people eat fries. You have fat ankles and ate out a 3rd world prostitute but I’ll be honest, I can respect the second half.