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Cake, I guess. But where the fuck was the "protein" in those awful Midwestern bar tacos the Pig posted. He may as well have had chips and dip.
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Yeah, there's this English bodybuilder on YouTube who eats McDonald's and shit practically every lunch after his first weights session. But he's doing competition level lifts twice a day 6 days a week and has those Schwarzenegger genes.You can only eat shit like that if you're built like IFBB pro that's getting several thousand calories a day and all those shitty carbs and fats go right into the muscle synthesis.
Pat is a horrendous skinny fat that's built like a Beluga Whale that consumes several thousand calories a day.
A normal person bodybuilding would typically drink a protein shake, or eat a steak/grilled chicken with some vegetables.
Ronnie Coleman has a bunch of videos out there when he was still Mr. Olympia and he'll walk on a treadmill for awhile, and then eat like two containers full of wings and still be like 5% bodyfat. I mean they're on drugs obviously, but even if they weren't they would still be fit by all medical standards.Yeah, there's this English bodybuilder on YouTube who eats McDonald's and shit practically every lunch after his first weights session. But he's doing competition level lifts twice a day 6 days a week and has those Schwarzenegger genes.
Yeah, this is the guy I'm talking about. Has some good genetics but eats like a 12 year old so obvious juice head.Ronnie Coleman has a bunch of videos out there when he was still Mr. Olympia and he'll walk on a treadmill for awhile, and then eat like two containers full of wings and still be like 5% bodyfat. I mean they're on drugs obviously, but even if they weren't they would still be fit by all medical standards.
Lee Priest is an Aussie BB that was notorious for eating McDonalds and KFC constantly.
This was during one of his bulks, and he's still slimmer than Pat. He's like 5'4.
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I don't give a shit if people do drugs, but don't pretend that you don't.Yeah, this is the guy I'm talking about. Has some good genetics but eats like a 12 year old so obvious juice head.
He also gets really pissed off when people accuse him of not being natural. His channel is called Matt Does Fitness aka Matt Does Steroids.
The funniest thing about that Athlean X guy is that he's like 5'2 or something. Looks Jewy too. Keep working on your 8 pack, faggot. The average woman still towers over you.I don't give a shit if people do drugs, but don't pretend that you don't.
That Athlean X faggot pretends that he's natural when he's walking around at like 3% fat all year round in his 40s.
He uses fake weights, too. That came out like last year. I never understand the ego fag shit with pushing massive weights when you clearly look in shape. You're not competing in a competition, faggot.The funniest thing about that Athlean X guy is that he's like 5'2 or something. Looks Jewy too. Keep working on your 8 pack, faggot. The average woman still towers over you.
The other acceptable time is if you're someone like Michael Phelps and expending thousands of calories per day training. IIRC, his diet was pretty dirty but he was burning some ridiculous amount of calories every day. But for a layabout like Rick, he should be sticking to grilled chicken and veggies.You can only eat shit like that if you're built like IFBB pro that's getting several thousand calories a day and all those shitty carbs and fats go right into the muscle synthesis.
I’ve never understood it in bodybuilding either. Everyone can tell. It’s not a fucking secret. It’s just ego and cheaters can’t admit it’s not their natural ability. With weightlifting it’s a who gives a fuck though. You’re not Barry bonds.I don't give a shit if people do drugs, but don't pretend that you don't.
That Athlean X faggot pretends that he's natural when he's walking around at like 3% fat all year round in his 40s.
I never got it either. When you're on roids, you still need to put the work in in the gym, otherwise you end up looking like Joe.I’ve never understood it in bodybuilding either. Everyone can tell. It’s not a fucking secret. It’s just ego and cheaters can’t admit it’s not their natural ability. With weightlifting it’s a who gives a fuck though. You’re not Barry bonds.
Yeah, there's this English bodybuilder on YouTube who eats McDonald's and shit practically every lunch after his first weights session. But he's doing competition level lifts twice a day 6 days a week and has those Schwarzenegger genes.
Fawk yeah!!!!!I have pink taco after a workout.
ANYONE can do it!!!!!Winter is pretty rough here right now, getting close to single digit temps. Haven’t been running as much as I was. I do make sure to at least walk as much as possible, take stairs, and eat little to no carbs.
When I get a good run in (good for me, at least) it’s either chicken and green vegetables or a small steak with green veg, maybe some vegetable soup, and that’s it. If I get off my ass and it’s a weekend and I get a run in, I’ll have a glass of wine with dinner.
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