Introducing the broke bitch collection by betsy resto

[HalfHouseFatty]

Betsy AKA

fawk yeah she is so sexy, great beefers

She looks like she'd have giant gravy stain areolas

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Real life attempt to buy that couch. (Text to my wife)

She def got that from some retirement home. That’s an old person chair.

 

[DanFielding]

I’d fuck her if she lost 30-40 lbs and managed to keep those milkers. Her face isn’t bad, she’s just a mess below the neck.

 

[guest]

Real life attempt to buy that couch. (Text to my wife)

Beat that bitch for disrespecting your taste.

 

[EraGodless]

I love you Kamala. Youre one of the best whore inspectors weve seen ina long time. “no scrubs” is worse than i originally thought. Id rather it say “Versace” or whatever. “No scrubs”…as in the music video from 1997?

If i wasnt so nervous about how bad youd roast me id send a pic of me and my wife and have you critique us. Bet you could leave us both in tears.

 

[Jenna]

Real life attempt to buy that couch. (Text to my wife)

yo dog i heard you like chairs and dogs so we put a bunch of chairs and dogs on a chair and then let a dog piss on it for a year

I fucking HATE this chair!

 

[Ace Orenstein]

She's got a big pair of hangers

@captain_kamala she’s fat, but you’re fatter. Also, that white girls hair is better than yours will ever be

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Also, that white girls hair is better than yours will ever be

Don't even joke about that; Betsy either has a receding hairline or her head is too fat.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I can’t stand girls who embrace “bitch”

Classless pig

 

[guest]

Sober there's no chance. I go back and forth on who I hate more between her and MM Krill. It's probably just who's horrendous life and comments I'm most recently exposed to.

In vino veritas

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Don't even joke about that; Betsy either has a receding hairline or her head is too fat.

Still better than Leiah’s hair. We all know that

 

[OpieRadio]

Is this what you like?

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Is this what you like?

Is that Betsy “Chesty” Resto?

 

[captain_kamala]

Still better than Leiah’s hair. We all know that

so untrue. my hair is gorgeous.

 

[guest]

Bit idea: find out some of betsys customers that comment on her posts and send them the “best ofs” about being a fat lazy pig. Better yet, lets find the origin of that chair and see how much it is brand new and then inquire how much she wants for it then slam her for trying to take advantage of us DURING A PANDEMIC!!!! Could literally make someone shake RN from it.

What about making a marketplace post with the same time and adress and saying youre giving them away for free lol

 

[Clint Ruin]

Anything to avoid getting an actual job

 

[Feltch My Ass]

so untrue. my hair is gorgeous.

go eat a pizza and grow some curves dummy

 

[captain_kamala]

go eat a pizza and grow some curves dummy

i'm literally ashamed to leave the house because of how fat i am

 

[Feltch My Ass]

i'm literally ashamed to leave the house because of how fat i am

well thats a crazy thing to think

dont become eugenia cooney

ive never seen a black dude say a girl was too fat

 

[Phish]

Beat that bitch for disrespecting your taste.