Introducing the broke bitch collection by betsy resto

[guest]

Is this what you like?

This might be best picture I've seen of her. I'd swipe right on those udders.

 

[Phish]

@captain_kamala do you know what
her necklace says? Is it a designer name or something else?

 

[captain_kamala]

@captain_kamala do you know what
her necklace says? Is it a designer name or something else?

I could be wrong but it looks like it says no scrub? Yikes

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Archie Bunker would have said that chair covering looks like wallpaper from a fag bar

 

[guest]

Is this what you like?

Any heterosexual man would fuck her. If you say you wouldn't, you're lying or gay. Would you want to be seen in public with her? No. Would you hang out with her afterwards? Knowing her shitty personality, absolutely not. Would you go down on her? Probably not unless she'd just stepped out of a 45 minute deep clean shower. But any red-blooded guy would have a go on those fat tits.

 

[guest]

Nice buying shit from Goodwill and marking it up 1,000%, Jew stupid.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Would you go down on her? Probably not unless she'd just stepped out of a 45 minute deep clean shower.

Youd really need to take her to the car wash and spring the extra six bucks for the tri-foam

And none of this "touchless" shit either.

Never forget, it is her stated goal to fart in men's mouths to establish dominance.

 

[guest]

I could be wrong but it looks like it says no scrub? Yikes

As in no scrubbing that stink hole or between the cheeks so she smells like a guy's boxers after being in the gym in 80 degrees.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"If you've been wanting to support me during the pandemic..."

This is low-key one of the most insane things I've ever seen someone Tweet.

Is this what you like?

Those fucking sports sock tits must stink when you peel them back.

 

[guest]

Never forget, it is her stated goal to fart in men's mouths to establish dominance.

Such try-hard bullshit on her part. Just trying to get the pay pig simps to pay her rent. That fat bitch wants to get piledrivered doggy style with her face getting smushed into the pillow with one foot while she sucks the toes of the other one. The whiff that would come off her arse crack though would be ungodly without an industrial hose down.

 

[Phish]

I could be wrong but it looks like it says no scrub? Yikes

I love you Kamala. Youre one of the best whore inspectors weve seen ina long time. “no scrubs” is worse than i originally thought. Id rather it say “Versace” or whatever. “No scrubs”…as in the music video from 1997?

If i wasnt so nervous about how bad youd roast me id send a pic of me and my wife and have you critique us. Bet you could leave us both in tears.

 

[captain_kamala]

I love you Kamala. Youre one of the best whore inspectors weve seen ina long time. “no scrubs” is worse than i originally thought. Id rather it say “Versace” or whatever. “No scrubs”…as in the music video from 1997?

If i wasnt so nervous about how bad youd roast me id send a pic of me and my wife and have you critique us. Bet you could leave us both in tears.

nah buddy i've seen you and you are not fat and that all that matters even if you are a little hillybillyish. and i appreciate that you like the chocolate.

 

[guest]

Any heterosexual man would fuck her. If you say you wouldn't, you're lying or gay. Would you want to be seen in public with her? No. Would you hang out with her afterwards? Knowing her shitty personality, absolutely not. Would you go down on her? Probably not unless she'd just stepped out of a 45 minute deep clean shower. But any red-blooded guy would have a go on those fat tits.

Thank you, sir, for saying what needed to be said.

THOSE FAT TITS ARE STILL REAL TO ME, GODAMMIT....

 

[guest]

I thought Howell and Wilson was a store. Turns out it's just the street corner she's selling on. Bummer, no prank calls today

 

[guest]

Any heterosexual man would fuck her. If you say you wouldn't, you're lying or gay. Would you want to be seen in public with her? No. Would you hang out with her afterwards? Knowing her shitty personality, absolutely not. Would you go down on her? Probably not unless she'd just stepped out of a 45 minute deep clean shower. But any red-blooded guy would have a go on those fat tits.

I would never risk getting herpes for that cow

 

[Conehead Nigger]

As in no scrubbing that stink hole or between the cheeks so she smells like a guy's boxers after being in the gym in 80 degrees.

The fuck do you know about going to the gym, lasagna brain? Just because you wear XXXL tracksuits all the time, doesn't make you an athlete.

 

[guest]

I would never risk getting herpes for that cow

My dong reacts to a woman's behavior and language as much as looks. She is the ugliest cunt on Twitter - "Get my pussy ate," etc. Just repulsive stuff. I dunno if I'd fuck that hot chick who bottles and sells her farts either... that's insane.

 

[guest]

I thought Howell and Wilson was a store. Turns out it's just the street corner she's selling on. Bummer, no prank calls today
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Wait, Betsy's in Milwaukee too? I thought she lived in Ohio. If she's in Milwaukee, we have to find a way to make her cross paths with Patrick.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Is this what you like?

That’s about the best picture she’s ever taken.

 

[Sputnik]

Someone should buy that chair then set it on fire right in front of her.

looks like someone already set fire to the chair.