In case you're curious as to Rick's current state

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It baffles me why he needs to say this

Same reason he keeps peppering conversations with his "You have been instructed, many hundreds of times..." copy paste.

"Because it works, atalker. You are delusional about the epic ass kicking I gave you. Banning trolls is exactly what I'm good at. I am not fat."

 

[Not bad]

I love how he's still going with the "active investigation" lies when we all heard clear as day the part where he's complaining about the police keep telling him to talk to someone else it's not their problem.

Unless it's about drugs or violent crime, the cops basically treat everything like a McDonald's drive-thru. Imagine the ego on him thinking the police are investigating things or being proactive whatsoever for his sake.

Then again, he's the same guy who thinks he got Reddit to change their policies.

 

[More Worser]

Wrong again, child. It is not a half house. It is two houses located on top of one another

Slow down there, MC Escher. It’s one on top of the other.

 

[guest]

Unless it's about drugs or violent crime, the cops basically treat everything like a McDonald's drive-thru. Imagine the ego on him thinking the police are investigating things or being proactive whatsoever for his sake.

Then again, he's the same guy who thinks he got Reddit to change their policies.

He also seems to believe his father is J.B. Mauney and that he himself is a certified mechanic. He's what we call an idiot.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He also seems to believe his father is J.B. Mauney and that he himself is a certified mechanic. He's what we call an idiot.

More like B J Moaney

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Unless it's about drugs or violent crime, the cops basically treat everything like a McDonald's drive-thru. Imagine the ego on him thinking the police are investigating things or being proactive whatsoever for his sake.

Then again, he's the same guy who thinks he got Reddit to change their policies.

It’s pretty funny that he expects them to be proactively building a case and then they show up with “I have no idea who the fuck you are” energy.

I have no doubt he’s constantly calling them to file “evidence” and now seeing it’s nothing but a massive waste of his time.

 

[guest]

It’s pretty funny that he expects them to be proactively building a case

You know on those old cop TV shows where they'd have the meeting before everyone went out on the streets for a shift? Where they would say shit like "We have an APB out on Dan Mullen. Here's his picture" and they passed around a picture. It always ended with "Stay safe out there" or some other bullshit.

Torque probably thought that they have those meetings and bring him up. Like "Ok guys, one last thing. Patrick S Tomlinson called in and those atalkers are threatening again. Keep your eyes peeled. Also the Chief of Police and the AG personally want to know if any SWATTing calls come in from his residence. We're sharing info with the FBI on this one."

Meanwhile, the cops are thinking "Who is this fat fuck with the tiny dick and why is he screaming at me about atalkers and pepperoni and dead babies?"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thinks he is heading the investigation.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

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