Important Mewler update

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It was barn owl with a six foot wing span, first of all barn owls only have three foot wing spans and barn owls are basically endangered in Wisconsin there has been like one sighting in the whole state in over thirty years

No, child.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Someone needs to make a ghost of robert mewler account today so it can be ready by the the time the cat dies

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

To be fair, unnecessarily prolonging the suffering is the one thing he’s really good at.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The cat's 21, you fucking moron, it's body shutting down is it trying to die. Let the fucking thing die.

I had a cat live to 19 and we put it down because it’s life was hell at that age. Couldn’t use its back legs, deaf, and all kinds of issues. Just say goodbye like a decent person you fat fuck!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"Hahaha, my wife stabbed me and herself with the needle! How funny and kooky and real! Shower me with Twitter likes because I didn't make this up!!! I can also bench-press 650 lbs and I'm an expert on every subject and I'm an ally!!! Further, I am not fat by any medical standard!!!!!!"

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Just put the poor thing to sleep you selfish prick.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Is the entire half-household diabetic or something?

 

[EraGodless]

Which one is Meuller?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Dead Toothless is loving the direction of this bit.

 

[SFWA liaison]

???????????????? the DOJ needs to intervene on Twitter moderation, the Department Of Jannies

would be funny if the redditors being quote-tweeted by pat immediately changed their display name to "PAT=DEADBEAT DAD" or "PAT, PAY CHILD SUPPORT" so he's effectively broadcasting that he's a deadbeat pos

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Better watch out! The DoJ is going to get involved to stop people from putting “nigger” in their names on Twitter!

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These white guilt folks don’t realize that “incredibly offensive” word is used heavily by black twitter. If twitter got rid of the word nigger / nigga black accounts would cry racism. Remember, white people aren’t allowed to say that word but some black people LOVE to say that word and say it many times a day so you better not call it “offensive”. Way to be a fake ally, child.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oh boy.

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The second Pat should’ve finished the bit. No “cyberstlaker, report and block” tsk tsk

 

[Stent]

I'm sure banning a word or two would stop the trolls in their tracks. Another genius plan from Twitter fags.

 

[FurBurger]

That's the first time I've heard of a cat drinking itself to death.

 

[Ladynyahh]

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I'm sure Nikki jabbed you by accident...

He was smart to use 'jabbed' instead of what was probably more correct, like 'stuck' or 'pricked'. He either wants to sound more worldly since most Americans don't use jabbed, or he is aware some rascal might respond to the tweet and comment on how he enjoys when his 'wife' penetrates him.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Better watch out! The DoJ is going to get involved to stop people from putting “nigger” in their names on Twitter!

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I guess these people haven't heard of something called 'free speech'

 

[FurBurger]

He was smart to use 'jabbed' instead of what was probably more correct, like 'stuck' or 'pricked'. He either wants to sound more worldly since most Americans don't use jabbed, or he is aware some rascal might respond to the tweet and comment on how he enjoys when his 'wife' penetrates him.

I have heard that Pat loves a good prick.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

So when that thing finally pukes up all of its internal organs and there’s officially nothing more the two mama tomlinsons can do to keep their furbaby alive and suffering, are we gonna get a mewler report on the number of cats in the family going in the red?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Are fake Pats childing each other?