Important Mewler update

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I'm sure Nikki jabbed you by accident...

 

[SFWA liaison]

way to broadcast "my wife is incompetent and doesn't have delicate hands like those of a lady" for Twitter attention

unless "my wife jabbed me" is pegging lingo

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

How will you break the news to your daughter?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope Rick gets feline aids. He deserves it for what he does to those kitties.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Not Mew the other one Mix

 

[Meownaw]

I hope Rick gets feline aids. He deserves it for what he does to those kitties.

I don't think it can be transmitted to pigs but I'm still hoping.
I wouldn't be shocked if he murdered his cat for twitter sympathy. Munchyausen syndrome

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Oh boy.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The cat's 21, you fucking moron, it's body shutting down is it trying to die. Let the fucking thing die.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Trump or possibly Russian agents poisoned my 21 year old cat, causing kidney disease. Now my smelly zonked-out dyke wife has to stab it with needles, child.

 

[EraGodless]

The cat's 21, you fucking moron, it's body shutting down is it trying to die. Let the fucking thing die.

No child it's not. It's will to live is beyond your comprehension. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Brooke Shields]

If i were a 21 year old cat, would i want to sustain my life by taking painful needles administered by unskilled autists for months on end, or be peacefully put to sleep?

I'd take the months of unnecessary pain

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Doesn't Tall Tales Tomlinson have some retarded story about this cat fighting a mountain lion or something?

 

[guest]

He's definitely fucking his cat

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Doesn't Tall Tales Tomlinson have some retarded story about this cat fighting a mountain lion or something?

I think it was his childhood cat and an owl. Over the years it went from "cat got attacked by owl" to "cat killed said owl and dragged it home" or some bullshit.

 

[RobertMewler]

Not Mew the other one Mix

Thank you for corrrrecTing the record.

 

[guest]

"Jabbed" is Pat meaning "Pegged".

(edit Shane Gillis beat me to it).

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I think it was his childhood cat and an owl. Over the years it went from "cat got attacked by owl" to "cat killed said owl and dragged it home" or some bullshit.

It was barn owl with a six foot wing span, first of all barn owls only have three foot wing spans and barn owls are basically endangered in Wisconsin there has been like one sighting in the whole state in over thirty years

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Doesn't Tall Tales Tomlinson have some retarded story about this cat fighting a mountain lion or something?

He had another how it got caught in a beaver trap and drug it home

 

[RobertMewler]

He had another how it got caught in a beaver trap and drug it home

Niki's in a beaver trap (she's a lesbo but is stuck married to a man).

 

[Cuphead]

Won't be long until Mewler is set free