Imagine being such a loser that you find this relatable.

[wbgreen]

Can you imagine how insufferable Pat would be to play games with? He can't take a loss as an adult, so how bad would he take it as a child, child? He was most certainly Player 1, passive aggressively hitting pause.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I was 12 at that time and yea, having buddies over and eating pizza and playing that game was like a fawkin hoot at that time.

Then I grew up and accomplished other things. Unlike Fat Pat

Totally normal at that age. Pat was 18 and right out of high school. If pat thinks pizza and video games is the best night ever at that age then he was as awkward as we thought.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Totally normal at that age. Pat was 18 and right out of high school. If pat thinks pizza and video games is the best night ever at that age then he was as awkward as we thought.

I would have been 11-12 at the time of this with Goldeneye and all but Pat was 18 which really shows he mentally never went past the age of 12. I used to think he had the mentality of a teenager but he didn’t even make it to the teen years. Really explains why he only watches kids movies, anything above super heroes and light sabers goes right over his head.

 

[EraGodless]

Hasn't Pat specifically mentioned never laying Goldeneye? I'm almost certain that he has. And it'd make sense because he has no friends

If Goldeneye was a 6 year old black boy, then yeah, he laid Goldeneye.

 

[stealthygeek]

Totally normal at that age. Pat was 18 and right out of high school. If pat thinks pizza and video games is the best night ever at that age then he was as awkward as we thought.

Wrong as always, stlaker. Pat and his "mates" were juniors in highschool.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wrong as always, atalker. Pat and his "mates" were juniors in highschool.

Lots of lies here, the biggest one being Pat hung out with a “stoner” because not even being stoned can make someone want to hang around Pat. He was a friendless loser in high school, not hanging out with a stoner, goth kid, jock, and nerd ALL AT THE SAME TIME because kids in high school def don’t hang out in cliques.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I can relate to Rick's tweet, but I was 10 when Goldeneye was released on the N64. I pretty much grew out of video games when I was 18. I think I was too busy working, partying, and somehow shagging women.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can relate to Rick's tweet, but I was 10 when Goldeneye was released on the N64. I pretty much grew out of video games when I was 18. I think I was too busy working, partying, and somehow shagging women.

I think I was a freshman in high school when PS2 came out and XBOX wasn’t far behind which were big but you didn’t spend your Friday nights in high school playing video games with a bunch of dudes. That would be called a sausage fest and in high school that was the last place you wanted to be on a Friday night.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Console fags, PC master race

 

[Guyincognito]

He probably didn't really touch it anyway. I remember playing the game with my dad and grandpa, it's one of my favorite memories from childhood

Your grandpa and dad rule! My pops gave up on Nintendo when they switched to 3D play. He was a fiend on the nes and snes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wrong as always, atalker. Pat and his "mates" were juniors in highschool.

The game came out in 1997 but that post he was originally responding to was talking about 1998.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Pat uses DK mode in real life with that fat bloated skull

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It's a code. Cheese pizza = CP = Child porn. Extra cheese means extra young, this is a SFWA calling card.

Hey SFWA, stop stealing my moves!

 

[guest]

Ya I mean when I was 10-12 shit like that was fun. First blow job way better.

 

[guest]

Ya I mean when I was 10-12 shit like that was fun. First blow job way better.

What was his name?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

What was his name?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Ya I mean when I was 10-12 shit like that was fun. First blow job way better.

Why not both?

 

[victor_sanchez]

i call BS as well. someone his age would've had a similar experience during the quake/unreal tournament days. so his faux nostalgia boner is off by a couple years. if he went to college maybe he played N64 with his dormmates, but fatty didn't so that means he's probably lying for facebook likes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

i call BS as well. someone his age would had a similar experience during the quake/unreal tournament days. so his faux nostalgia boner is off by a couple years. if he went to college maybe he played N64 with his dormmates, but fatty didn't so that means he's probably lying for facebook likes.

Funny how he claims to be such a manly guy that plays video games but has never mentioned playing Madden. Claims he played video games with a JV football player yet no Madden?

 

[victor_sanchez]

Funny how he claims to be such a manly guy that plays video games but has never mentioned playing Madden. Claims he played video games with a JV football player yet no Madden?

or call of duty. the most basic dude game ever.