Imagine being such a loser that you find this relatable.

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

The fawk do you need extra cheese on a pizza for?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Patrick graduated high school (we think) and should have started college in 98.

This is supposed to be relatable to 12 year olds at the time, not adults.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He should have killed himself to a Nirvana album.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ya , I wasnt really playing nintendo at that time. I played the game a few times but not having game night pizza parties with my friends. Jesus he has been stuck as a 13 year old.

 

[guest]

I'm younger than Fat and in 1998 my idea of a good time was pretending to care about what some girl was talking about in the hope that she'd let me kiss her and feel her tits. Goldeneye was a fun game and everything but hardly the peak of adolescence, unless like you say you were a total loser.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A tube TV split into 4 screens, highlight of your life if you're a pointless Twitter queer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm younger than Fat and in 1998 my idea of a good time was pretending to care about what some girl was talking about in the hope that she'd let me kiss her and feel her tits. Goldeneye was a fun game and everything but hardly the peak of adolescence, unless like you say you were a total loser.

I was DJing underground raves and everything that goes with that. Id take that over a slumber party anytime.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The fawk do you need extra cheese on a pizza for?

It's a code. Cheese pizza = CP = Child porn. Extra cheese means extra young, this is a SFWA calling card.

 

[guest]

Age

Way too old for Nana

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pat had all that except the friends to share it with. Big boy ate an extra cheese pizza all by himself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat didn’t have friends coming over because he didn’t have friends. This is also meant for middle school kids in 98 yet Pat would have been a senior in high school in 98 which means you should either be looking for a party or trying to get laid.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's a code. Cheese pizza = CP = Child porn. Extra cheese means extra young, this is a SFWA calling card.

Crackin open a boy with the cold ones

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hasn't Pat specifically mentioned never laying Goldeneye? I'm almost certain that he has. And it'd make sense because he has no friends

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeeess child I will continue to choose odd-job every single time. NOoooooOo child it's not cheap bullshit, nooo child I'm allowed to watch your screen

I have a friend who did that. Me and my other buddy used to throw darts at the walls of his basement for it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a friend who did that. Me and my other buddy used to throw darts at the walls of his basement for it

I picked Jaws a lot like a total fucking retard because I thought it was cool to be the big, scary guy who's also super easy to shoot. I was always like "This time it's gonna be different."

 

[Guyincognito]

Haha I’m not ashamed to admit that that was definitely me in high school during the summer. But my core group of friends and I were also captains and lettermen in multiple sports and already had girls. Still, I feel kind of dirty having anything in common with PST

 

[PogromStallone]

What rich asshole had four fucking Rumble Paks?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Being a 35 year old millennial really isn't that cool--such an odd thing to appropriate

 

[Midian9876]

I was 12 at that time and yea, having buddies over and eating pizza and playing that game was like a fawkin hoot at that time.

Then I grew up and accomplished other things. Unlike Fat Pat