I'm sure this will be the one to bring R rated comedies back to the box office

[guest]

Where are the hot ones?

Pink trousers would get it, and by "it" I mean an overhand right 10 seconds after I came.

 

[guest]

I'll pass, thank you.

you don't think the cast has a good sense of humor with great personalities, nigger jim?
the script had them in stitches. they were literally crying from laughter.

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[Chapel]

Oh Jesus fucking Christ

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

you don't think the cast has a good sense of humor with great personalities, nigger jim?
the script had them in stitches. they were literally crying from laughter.

They all have that stupid vocal fry going on, which makes it painful to even listen, never mind following a 1h30 minute movie.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Bunch of actresses and actors, dressed in character, awkwardly kinda standing there in a white blank void with no background, posing for a camera or making a "heh, we're in a movie, isn't that WILD???" facial expression.

Like Patrice calling out that faggot from Workaholics, they all look indifferent.. like they could take it or leave it.

 

[Cuphead]

Like Patrice calling out that faggot from Workaholics, they all look indifferent.. like they could take it or leave it.

Classic

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It looks like a parody of a movie poster.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

the script had them in stitches. they were literally crying from laughter.

But did they need to pull over their truck on the side of the road from laughing so hard? SNOWAAAAAAY!

 

[TomFromNawlins]

This makes no sense to me, but I guess I’m out of touch.

 

[Cuphead]

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This makes no sense to me, but I guess I’m out of touch.

All the reviews make sure to mention it's a great queer film. YUCK

Bottoms | Rotten Tomatoes

BOTTOMS, a refreshingly unique raunchy comedy, focuses on two girls, PJ and Josie, who start a fight club as a way to lose their virginities to cheerleaders. Their bizarre plan works. The fight club gains traction and soon the most popular girls in school are beating each other up in the name of...

www.rottentomatoes.com

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This makes no sense to me, but I guess I’m out of touch.

That literally makes no sense and the poster doesn't imply any of that at all. My guess would have been that the movie was about the ugly cheerleaders at the BOTTOM of the pyramid and Marshawn Lynch was their coach or some shit. I feel like that would be a better movie. They should scrap this shit and make my cheerleader movie. It'll be a direct ripoff of Bring It On and Mean Girls.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is why I stopped listening to “critics” years ago. They are saying what they think they have to say because they’ve been told they have to like this.

Heathers but gay? I love my dead gay son?

Also no movie review in 2023 should have the word “ridonkulous”, that shit stopped being in a thing over a decade ago. That’s something Pat would say trying to get work writing for teen Vogue.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Exactly the movie I wanted in high school, but I'm so glad I have it now."

Look at her picture. She's one of those queers who only fucks and dates guys.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Exactly the movie I wanted in high school, but I'm so glad I have it now."

Look at her picture. She's one of those queers who only fucks and dates guys.

They’ve been told they have to like this because it’s a “queer” movie feature high school girls and they don’t want to look like they don’t “get it” or they are against queer movies (when did that become a genre?) it’s the same with that gay box office bomb “Bros” that critics were calling one of the greatest comedies of all time.

My friend works as a movie reviewer in LA and they go to great lengths to get good reviews even if they know the movie isn’t good. Stuff like special screenings at cool places, big food spread, swag bags, and other perks. My friend reviewed Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “The Last Stand” and he go to see Arnold drive a tank over a car at the screening and meet him which made him say the movie was great.

 

[RobertMewler]

All the reviews make sure to mention it's a great queer film. YUCK

Bottoms | Rotten Tomatoes

BOTTOMS, a refreshingly unique raunchy comedy, focuses on two girls, PJ and Josie, who start a fight club as a way to lose their virginities to cheerleaders. Their bizarre plan works. The fight club gains traction and soon the most popular girls in school are beating each other up in the name of...

www.rottentomatoes.com

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Also no movie review in 2023 should have the word “ridonkulous”, that shit stopped being in a thing over a decade ago. That’s something Pat would say trying to get work writing for teen Vogue.

 

[HH Brother]

 

[bantadant]

I give it five days after it opens for them to start scrubbing the negative audience reviews from rotten tomatoes

 

[Cuphead]

Holy shit this looks even worse than I expected. It looks like it was written as some sort of revenge fantasy by fags that got picked on in High School

 

[bantadant]

So the whole premise of the movie is these two losers trying to turn straight girls gay? I thought being gay wasn't a choice though?

And that black bitch was the worst part of "The Bear"

 

[guest]

Holy shit this looks even worse than I expected. It looks like it was written as some sort of revenge fantasy by fags that got picked on in High School

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You're right, this might be a little too "coming of age" for the boomers in off topic

I feel like the director's previous film would be VURY well received here

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