I'm so sorry, Penguicon

[DiarrheaDick]

nah that’s on purpose. 99% of these people are morbidly obese and would get heat stroke waddling around at a normal room temp

It was probably more to keep them from sweating since I imagine the place would be uninhabitable due to the smell. These people all eat like shit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine the con attendees being such inept bums that they need to be instructed to shower, drink liquids and eat (highly doubt they have a problem forgetting to eat from what I've seen) or that the stairs are an option when the elevator is busy (good luck with that)
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This is in a hotel not coachella.

How do these people function?

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine the con attendees being such inept bums that they need to be instructed to shower, drink liquids and eat (highly doubt they have a problem forgetting to eat from what I've seen) or that the stairs are an option when the elevator is busy (good luck with that)
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I love when these faggots talk about these events like they’re preparing for an ultramarathon.

yes, be sure to stay hydrated for your arduous day of waddling around air conditioned rooms

 

[SFWA liaison]

HAHAHAHHAAHA SIX HUNDRED ATTENDEES this is fuckin awesome. Reminder they were 150 rooms short a week ago lmaooo they overestimated demand by at least +50%

this makes me so happy. Enjoy your masking & vaccine mandates that didn't even work, enjoy your mentally ill trannies that make your con a child-unsafe place, enjoy the medical paranoia that makes your own kin too scared to attend even with masks and vaccines, and enjoy the high inflationary monetary policy you applauded making it too expensive, faggots your con is a failure and we can't even take credit, it's entirely your own fault

 

[NoBacon]

AFAIK no redditor has publicly announced plans to attend :-(

he's submitting the same talks to multiple conventions so hopefully we'll get them recorded when he goes to a bigger one

I was very close to attending but legitimately it wouldn’t work because I’d stick out like a sore thumb, I look like an average normal man like an early season Chandler Bing. Someone you see all the time at the bar or game but would never attend these shit weird outcast conventions.

Every picture, every single person is revolting.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine the con attendees being such inept bums that they need to be instructed to shower, drink liquids and eat (highly doubt they have a problem forgetting to eat from what I've seen) or that the stairs are an option when the elevator is busy (good luck with that)
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Holy shit these are some serious freaks. No wonder they had trouble getting people to go, these types can barely figure out how to dress themselves let alone leave the house and function in public. I’m surprised they didn’t remind them to take bathroom breaks. No wonder this is piggy’s audience, his work is liked by actual retards.

 

[BudDickman]

How pathetic is it that his big accomplishment of the last year is a bunch of nonsense that he swiped from other articles. Who the fuck cares anyway? "Oh no, don't let Musk get away with telling people he's going to Mars when he really isn't."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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HAHAHAHHAAHA SIX HUNDRED ATTENDEES this is fuckin awesome. Reminder they were 150 rooms short a week ago lmaooo they overestimated demand by at least +50%

this makes me so happy. Enjoy your masking & vaccine mandates that didn't even work, enjoy your mentally ill trannies that make your con a child-unsafe place, enjoy the medical paranoia that makes your own kin too scared to attend even with masks and vaccines, and enjoy the high inflationary monetary policy you applauded making it too expensive, faggots your con is a failure and we can't even take credit, it's entirely your own fault

And you know there isnt 600 there at this moment or when pat has his presentation today. Not on a friday before 5pm. Its going to look like a loony bin of weirdos in costumes coughing and complaining.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was very close to attending but legitimately it wouldn’t work because I’d stick out like a sore thumb, I look like an average normal man like an early season Chandler Bing. Someone you see all the time at the bar or game but would never attend these shit weird outcast conventions.

Every picture, every single person is revolting.

You faggot you’re free?!?! Go for Patso’s shit tomorrow I’ll send you $200. Just don’t bathe and wear faggot clothes you’ll be fine.

 

[NoBacon]

You faggot you’re free?!?! Go for Patso’s shit tomorrow I’ll send you $200. Just don’t bathe and wear faggot clothes you’ll be fine.

I’m having a day drinking party at my house for the Fury-Whyte fight, even for the laughs I don’t want to go out there and mingle with those disgusting pedophiles. It would take me weeks to feel clean.

 

[Bigsmooth]

You faggot you’re free?!?! Go for Patso’s shit tomorrow I’ll send you $200. Just don’t bathe and wear faggot clothes you’ll be fine.

Wear a stupid mask and make your hair look autisticy

 

[guest]

We come here to feel better about our lives by comparin to pat. We should cut out the middle man and dedicate this board to 1 of these fucks instead.

Not me. Fat has helped me come to accept the fact that I'm just a bit of a bully and always have been. All the way back to the albino kid in primary school who had dog breath I've always enjoyed picking on freaks. Thanks Fat for helping me accept my true self!

 

[Sputnik]

everyone in the facebook group is introducing themselves as polyamorous along with their neurodivergencies and pronouns it's going to be a huge orgy of ugly people

You going?

 

[guest]

I was very close to attending but legitimately it wouldn’t work

let's hear some more things you almost did, stupid.

 

[NoBacon]

let's hear some more things you almost did, stupid.

i almost finished this rep

 

[guest]

I was very close to attending but legitimately it wouldn’t work because I’d stick out like a sore thumb, I look like an average normal man like an early season Chandler Bing. Someone you see all the time at the bar or game but would never attend these shit weird outcast conventions.

Every picture, every single person is revolting.

Fucking go dude, you’ve got 3 hours.

if no one gets a recording that’s a fucking travesty. When I went I literally took some shitty jeans and and old sweatshirt out of the hamper and put it on, covered my face with a mask and then a neck gaiter on top and some old hat I do yard work in, then bought some reading glasses at CVS on the way there. You look just like everyone else there besides the costumes weirdos, and that’s not everyone. No one cares who you are, just do it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Has a single pfp or photo at the con shown non white-presenting attendees/speakers/staff members? Detroit is 22% negro and I haven't seen one at Penguicon. So much for "BLM" and lifting up their voices.

I think they need to have a serious uncomfortable conversation about race.

 

[NoBacon]

Fucking go dude, you’ve got 3 hours.

if no one gets a recording that’s a fucking travesty. When I went I literally took some shitty jeans and and old sweatshirt out of the hamper and put it on, covered my face with a mask and then a neck gaiter on top and some old hat I do yard work in, then bought some reading glasses at CVS on the way there. You look just like everyone else there besides the costumes weirdos, and that’s not everyone. No one cares who you are, just do it.

i don’t live close enough to just do it last minute, it’s a big drive, and I’m not giving up my planned Saturday with friends to do it.

 

[guest]

I was very close to attending but legitimately it wouldn’t work because I’d stick out like a sore thumb, I look like an average normal man like an early season Chandler Bing. Someone you see all the time at the bar or game but would never attend these shit weird outcast conventions.

Every picture, every single person is revolting.

Every faggot around here has an excuse. Either you do bits or your don't do bits. No one wants to hear you almost did something.

 

[FurBurger]

Has a single pfp or photo at the con shown non white-presenting attendees/speakers/staff members? Detroit is 22% negro and I haven't seen one at Penguicon. So much for "BLM" and lifting up their voices.

I think they need to have a serious uncomfortable conversation about race.

Is that why they hid all of the presenter info from the schedule?

Disgusting.