I'm so sorry, Penguicon

[Stent]

These Penguin people are fucked!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

These Penguin people are fucked!

Penglins? You mean those cocksuckers up in the altartic?

 

[guest]

What hotel is he staying at?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

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Lots of ribs to be had thus far but the Bobo bit might be the best to this point. Best part is they see Bobo as a peer because of how he looks.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No wonder Pat thinks he's the alpha of this group - he is. Imagine how pathetic you have to be to be less manly than Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[guest]

No wonder Pat thinks he's the alpha of this group - he is. Imagine how pathetic you have to be to be less manly than Patrick S Tomlinson.

We come here to feel better about our lives by comparin to pat. We should cut out the middle man and dedicate this board to 1 of these fucks instead.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

No wonder Pat thinks he's the alpha of this group - he is. Imagine how pathetic you have to be to be less manly than Patrick S Tomlinson.

And his presentation will probably be the most professional.

I doubt most of the speakers will even bother showing up - they'll be too busy getting fucked up the ass on plastic sheeting.

 

[FurBurger]

Look, twins!

I can never remember - is that Wallace or Grommet?

 

[guest]

I can never remember - is that Wallace or Grommet?

Hahaha holee shit

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

And his presentation will probably be the most professional.

I doubt most of the speakers will even bother showing up - they'll be too busy getting fucked up the ass on plastic sheeting.

I’ve been praying to St. Norm all day and night that a recording gets posted.

 

[BudDickman]

There's no such thing as a front end software developer. You do web design. If you only write Javascript then just call yourself a web designer because that's less embarrassing.

Usually web developers call themselves "full stack", which basically means you did one of those coding boot camps. Front-end developer is even lower than full stack.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I bet Pat's checked in under the name Maximus Tiberius.

Maximus Titsangut

 

[SFWA liaison]

it's 50°F / 10°C in Southfield and the cheap niggers can't afford to turn on the heating a bit lol what a FAILURE

 

[guest]

it's 50°F / 10°C in Southfield and the cheap niggers can't afford to turn on the heating a bit lol what a FAILURE
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Should have brought a second hotel room, poor faggots.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

it's 50°F / 10°C in Southfield and the cheap niggers can't afford to turn on the heating a bit lol what a FAILURE
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I thought penguins are used-to the cold?

(boo!!!)

 

[Harry Powell]

it's 50°F / 10°C in Southfield and the cheap niggers can't afford to turn on the heating a bit lol what a FAILURE
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nah that’s on purpose. 99% of these people are morbidly obese and would get heat stroke waddling around at a normal room temp

 

[SFWA liaison]

We need a 24/7 guard at the hotel pool to get a shirtless picture of Patrick, that's worth $1000 at least

 

[Harry Powell]

We need a 24/7 guard at the hotel pool to get a shirtless picture of Patrick, that's worth $1000 at least

His gunt would hang over his shorts. Fawwwk I wish I could be attending this event.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

We need a 24/7 guard at the hotel pool to get a shirtless picture of Patrick, that's worth $1000 at least

Fatty is the type of guy to swim in a t-shirt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]