I’m so insanely sad Patposting is dead.

[Sue Lightning]

What a shame.

I’m going to miss the pants shitting retard making pants shitting retarded takes. Its always so shocking and unexpected. Its not like I can open Twitter and see a thousand other retards saying equally retarded shit.

Anyway I got some ideas for the “NEW RICK” you have Pants shitting retard liberal A and Pants shitting retard liberal B. THIS IS THE NEW RICK! Because thats how we “picked” people before, right? A concerted attempt to deviate attention onto a single person? Its totally not random.

Anyway, I guess nows the time to ask. Who’s this bald guy with the Earring at the top of the page? Is he a Pat character?

 

[THE D]

He's .... No no, wait... Hehe.... Hold on, hold on.... HE'S FAT!!!! Heheuheuheuheuheu.. You don't think he's in-shape, Carol??? TEE HEE!!!!!

Heuehueheue. What, Mewler, You don't think Patrick is a firebrand with a whole bunch of Twitter followers? TEE HEE!!!!

I bet Patrick has a big fat dog, or a big fat cat!! He probably has fat fish!! Even the bugs in house are fat!!! Because he's fat! Or maybe, No, wait.. Maybe the cat and dog, and fish, and bugs are all skinny, because Patrick eats ALL the food in the house! Because he's FAT! And stupid! TEE HEE!!!!

I appreciate the good work like the fake journalist recordings, that's some good old fashioned O&A content there.

But patposting itself is nauseating. And yes, just today. The tone of patposting is unlike any other O&A comments section, outside of YouTube of course, with the Opie Hater Zombies, just substitute Patrick's name for Opie's. The delusion is very similar.

And it's no miracle all the most dedicated patposters are the biggest faggots among us. Boomia... Snake... Mewler... The guy with the Paul Wimer avatars... Just a complete and total circle jerk of Sublebrities basking in their "RANKING"

White Nigger behavior.

 

[THE D]

"I called off work so I could watch the legal hearing on zoom!!!"

Did ya?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

wait no more adding ''child'' after

pointed comment?​

 

[Sue Lightning]

And it's no miracle all the most dedicated patposters are the biggest faggots among us. Boomia... Snake... Mewler... The guy with the Paul Wimer avatars... Just a complete and total circle jerk of Sublebrities basking in their "RANKING"

Theres a lotta fawwkin problems on here who are 100% Kiwifags who migrated here to only post Pat. They know they’ll be made fun of if they’re only Pat though and do the bare minimum of learning O&A to blend in. But if Litcrit ever shut down they wouldn’t go to any other part of the forums.

It’s fucking nauseating. Linger. Longer.

 

[Sue Lightning]

wait no more adding ''child'' after

pointed comment?​

From now on i don’t even consider “Child” a Patrick-ism. It’s just part of your shtick….

child

 

[Meownaw]

Theres a lotta fawwkin problems on here who are 100% Kiwifags who migrated here to only post Pat. They know they’ll be made fun of if they’re only Pat though and do the bare minimum of learning O&A to blend in. But if Litcrit ever shut down they wouldn’t go to any other part of the forums.

It’s fucking nauseating. Linger. Longer.

You know what I say?

 

[captain_kamala]

I always thought the lamest pat bit was Bernell Trammell.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

We get em on the way up and then on the way down

 

[BoomerSperg]

Theres a lotta fawwkin problems on here who are 100% Kiwifags who migrated here to only post Pat. They know they’ll be made fun of if they’re only Pat though and do the bare minimum of learning O&A to blend in. But if Litcrit ever shut down they wouldn’t go to any other part of the forums.

It’s fucking nauseating. Linger. Longer.

Name your favorite three retard-tubers.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I always thought the lamest pat bit was Bernell Trammell.

Eh. It was ok. The lamest “bit” is people posting his tweets which always consistent of three things

1.) Pat being retarded about politics but not in some ground breaking new way, just him being retarded (Wow he’s a know it all? Never knew.)
2.) Pat being a manchild (He likes Star Wars? Thats insane.)
3.) Pat childing someone on Twitter (He totally doesn’t do this millions of times a week.)

 

[Meownaw]

Name your favorite three retard-tubers.

Sobel, 9/11 broad and Libby (hate watch)

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

This is awesome, it's like a full on invasion of LitCrit

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I always thought the lamest pat bit was Bernell Trammell.

Pepperoni and faceapp posts are worse

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He’ll do something funny enough eventually. It’s the people who come here only to Patpost who feel the need to have ten new litcrit threads every day

 

[JebJoh]

Is pat dead? Whaa happen?

 

[Sue Lightning]

@Prison Enjoyer Lol i knew you would car crash this. I got just one word for ya….

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

@Prison Enjoyer Lol i knew you would car crash this. I got just one word for ya….

How many times have people said "Patposting is dead", again?

You should know one of the golden rules is that every time folks start saying that, Piggy immediately does something fucking retarded that draws everyone right back in. Anyways your post sucks and is nawt funny, that's all.

 

[Sue Lightning]

How many times have people said "Patposting is dead", again?

You should know one of the golden rules is that every time folks start saying that, Piggy immediately does something fucking retarded that draws everyone right back in.

 

[PickleRickle]