Im renting Ricks air Bnb

[TorqueWheeler]

My homeboy Shane lives in Milwaukee, got paroled last year. I was going to have him rent it and never leave. He's all full of prison tattoos and generally looks like an ex-con. Unfortunately he got pulled over in a car driving drunk with no registration and an urge to not go back in the can. April 2026 will be his next opportunity to rent the hovelette assuming he is a good boy.

Is Shane a nignog?

 

[HoraceStanker]

Is Shane a nignog?

No, white. He’s the black sheep of the family for sure. Maybe his mom drank while pregnant.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Make sure to leave a log on the couch, bed and in the fridge, stlaker.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.

Im going to show up on a Harley with a case of Miller Lite and offer him a beer

 

[Random username]

Get a video of niki sucking your cock while pat plays with his faucet in the background. That's all the hovel rental is about.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Im going to show up on a Harley with a case of Miller Lite and offer him a beer

He’ll offer to wash your bike at the first sign of friendship and free beer

 

[stealthygeek]

I’ve thought about doing this extensively. The key is you need to do something that isn’t actionable and so realistically speaking, what are you going to do? I think your best bet is going to be hanging out with him and coming back here with the details about your conversation ‘round the fire pit.

Me? I’d leave an upper decker. You can fish my disgusting log out of the water tank with your hands, pig. I don’t even use Airbnb so you and your lifetime ban can fuck right off.

Film a PST-themed porno with Heidi Hildeman and Betsy Resto and then send it to him. Yell "brace for impact!" before you blow a load on Betsy's face, etc.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Felony not flushing, stlaker. Enjoy prison.

 

[NigelCumia]

Dan needs to rent it for the upcoming police trial.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Is it illegal to poop in an Airbnb host's oven then turn it on so their entire house smells like shit? I'm not saying anybody should do this, just asking because IANAL

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Is it illegal to poop in an Airbnb host's oven then turn it on so their entire house smells like shit?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Leave some insight software brochures on the counter. It ain’t illegal to consider new equity compensation software options, funster

 

[BudDickman]

Honestly, just stay at the hovel, don't do anything to his property, then post proof that you stayed there.

He has yet to acknowledge that he is an Airbnb host, so he obviously doesn't want to talk about it for whatever reason. He will just silently seethe like the bitch that he is.

 

[Hoolies]

"… while most Americans were enjoying the 4th of July with their loved ones, Daniel M. booked a 1st class flight from Massachusetts to, quote, pipe a shrimpy termite shit near my wife & I's floor joists…"

 

[NigelCumia]

Is it illegal to poop in an Airbnb host's oven then turn it on so their entire house smells like shit? I'm not saying anybody should do this, just asking because IANAL

Well it's certainly not illegal to ask the question

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Cum and piss all over the place, make it look like a crime spree under a blacklight.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Leave some insight software brochures on the counter. It ain’t illegal to consider new equity compensation software options, funster

And travel brochures to oman.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

"… while most Americans were enjoying the 4th of July with their loved ones, Daniel M. booked a 1st class flight from Massachusetts to, quote, pipe a shrimpy termite shit near my wife & I's floor joists…"

Sounds just like him. The incorrect use of "wife and I" is the cherry on top.

 

[RickReternal]

Honestly, just stay at the hovel, don't do anything to his property, then post proof that you stayed there.

He has yet to acknowledge that he is an Airbnb host, so he obviously doesn't want to talk about it for whatever reason. He will just silently seethe like the bitch that he is.

For the last 3-4 days he’s been responding “No you’re not” and “You will be obliterated if you try” to a troll saying that they’re coming to stay at the half-hovel. I think that’s acknowledging it?