Im renting Ricks air Bnb

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Do something, faggot

 

[PorqueDealer]

No stlaker, you will be neutralized and restrained on the ground face down until the police arrive.
Enjoy, prison.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Do it faggot

 

[HoraceStanker]

My homeboy Shane lives in Milwaukee, got paroled last year. I was going to have him rent it and never leave. He's all full of prison tattoos and generally looks like an ex-con. Unfortunately he got pulled over in a car driving drunk with no registration and an urge to not go back in the can. April 2026 will be his next opportunity to rent the hovelette assuming he is a good boy.

 

[Professor Rape]

My homeboy Shane lives in Milwaukee, got paroled last year. I was going to have him rent it and never leave. He's all full of prison tattoos and generally looks like an ex-con. Unfortunately he got pulled over in a car driving drunk with no registration and an urge to not go back in the can. April 2026 will be his next opportunity to rent the hovelette assuming he is a good boy.

We all have that one friend who keeps going to prison when you need him most. Is it that hard to just keep to your parole rules, fawk.

 

[Sputnik]

If I rent it can I be in the secret club?

 

[Kinderman]

My homeboy Shane lives in Milwaukee, got paroled last year. I was going to have him rent it and never leave. He's all full of prison tattoos and generally looks like an ex-con. Unfortunately he got pulled over in a car driving drunk with no registration and an urge to not go back in the can. April 2026 will be his next opportunity to rent the hovelette assuming he is a good boy.

That is such a Shane move.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Your uneventful stay combined with a prompt payment will forge your chains, child. Enjoy your visit, little one.

 

[Clint Ruin]

You will be pinned to the ground and penetrated if a blade of Tomlinson grass touches your criminal feet.

 

[Phish]

We all have that one friend who keeps going to prison when you need him most. Is it that hard to just keep to your parole rules, fawk.

Virginia is so gay we dont even have parole. All my friends just STAY locked up

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Do something, faggot

He'll scrub your shit spackle off the toilet then neutralize you and hold you down until law enforcement takes you away in handcuffs.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

You want to contribute to Fats booze fund?

 

[Phish]

You want to contribute to Fats booze fund?

Know who never had a crowdfunded booze fund? Thats right. Patricia Johnson. Thats who

 

[1073waaf]

We all have that one friend who keeps going to prison when you need him most. Is it that hard to just keep to your parole rules, fawk.

I don’t have any friends.

 

[Jenna]

The bit is to be the perfect guest, polite and cordial. Checking out, complain to airbnb about your safety.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Do something, faggot

Felony half hovel renter! Enjoy prison

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The moment you step foot on the property a well-trained squad of FBI agents will emerge from their hiding places, pounce upon you, place you in handcuffs, allow Patrick to get in a few punches, then take you to an awaiting jail cell. From there you will be informed about the details of your upcoming court case. A court case that you will lose, resulting in you spending many, many years in prison. I hope that you will enjoy all of them.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

You and that guy on twitter that keeps saying he is renting should the hovel go half on a stay! Make sure to splatter the bowl!

 

[StlakerFatti]

you will never guess who's hiding behind the next pocket door, stlaker.