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I'm on detox meds, & I'm more rekt than I've ever been. AMA / roast |I guess...

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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I have a morphine prescription ;)
Any kind of painkiller or opiate makes me violently, painfully sick. I can usually blast out a good puke and then feel fine like nothing happened but that shit keeps me curled over dry heaving for like an hour straight and then I have to keep running back to the toilet for the rest of the day and end up feeling like I got the shit kicked out of me.

On one hand I feel blessed and on the other hand I feel like I missed out. All the faggots that made me snort a percocet while drinking after I told them that I'd definitely get sick sure seemed to enjoy themselves. "It's like the best thing ever man!" Yeah, well I was drunk and now I'm just in pain you peer pressurin' fuck.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Any kind of painkiller or opiate makes me violently, painfully sick. I can usually blast out a good puke and then feel fine like nothing happened but that shit keeps me curled over dry heaving for like an hour straight and then I have to keep running back to the toilet for the rest of the day and end up feeling like I got the shit kicked out of me.

On one hand I feel blessed and on the other hand I feel like I missed out. All the faggots that made me snort a percocet while drinking after I told them that I'd definitely get sick sure seemed to enjoy themselves. "It's like the best thing ever man!" Yeah, well I was drunk and now I'm just in pain you peer pressurin' fuck.
Thats how I typically am, I never took this shit for fun, it just enables me to get out of bed and work. Any time I tried to dabble i'd end up throwing up all over the place.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

Leader of ChinISIS
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I tried a couple bumps of the shit. All it did was make me feel less good for a while and then I fucking painted my whole toilet with projectile Italian wedding soup vomit.
Same general experience for me. I'd get hot and itchy and pissed off, then I'd puke three times in rapid succession and go lay down. I never bought the shit - my fellow junkies would offer it but they eventually stopped because it made me the opposite of mellow. Meth would chill me out prutty good until I'd been up for two days.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Same general experience for me. I'd get hot and itchy and pissed off, then I'd puke three times in rapid succession and go lay down. I never bought the shit - my fellow junkies would offer it but they eventually stopped because it made me the opposite of mellow. Meth would chill me out prutty good until I'd been up for two days.
Fuck I forgot about the itchiness. I spent like 2 hours vigorously scratching my buttcheeks and legs.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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Can't you just be an alcoholic like a real man, @LockedHDD_Pot?

The "She" album with Stiltskin was practically written with Jagermeister running through my veins.

You lads and this harder shit, you're gonna pull a Freddie Prinze one of these days.

No, not Junior, none of you here are nailing a Buffy.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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