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I'm on detox meds, & I'm more rekt than I've ever been. AMA / roast |I guess...

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lol, it wasn't my best work... some people liked it, & Dan would've kicked me if I interrupted so I didn't end up doing my planned bits... maybe Dan will come on my show when it gets off the ground.
I accidently went against Dan & got a higher live viewcount in a discord VC show, oopsie doodles; I didn't choose that time but the fans insisted on it.
I like Dan & will support him any way I can. I hope he does well.
it was probably mostly the snot-nosed accent, for which i cannot blame you individually, rather your whole society.
i think it sounds gayer than the average lisping homo stereotype, but again, that's not on you at all. Maybe I'm the problem, i like my content creators with a hint of either Boston or Somali accent, just a taste.
 

RoTheHo69

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How'd you get into the drugs, drugster?
H isn't a drug. I knew like 5 people who died from kratom. Not no pussy shit.

We used ta get fawkin zooted on H

Another thing is this shit called Ashwaganda. That shit will kill you, but it gets you fawkin zooted.
 

Africa.com

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How'd you get into the drugs, drugster?
I ask specifically because I was struck by a memory of a 17 year old RoxburyRick, high as a kite smoking gravity bongs, making fun of the idea that weed was a gateway drug (gateway to what, junk food hahahahahahahahahaha) and looking around the room and realizing that we had all smoked weed first then used other drugs bc weed is a gateway drug. Stopped smoking shortly after that (until college)
 

Dirty diaper mod #1!

There, I said it!
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I used to always tell everyone to not worry about Toss__Pot's drug use because I assumed he had it under control because he's a genius mad scientist/sailor and he knows exactly what he's doing. The man survived being swallowed by a whale and had to live off of sperm and ambergris for months.
He sold the ambergris to @Mass.gov to buy drugs.
 

The Shah of Iran

Bury me with my money
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I used to always tell everyone to not worry about Toss__Pot's drug use because I assumed he had it under control because he's a genius mad scientist/sailor and he knows exactly what he's doing. The man survived being swallowed by a whale and had to live off of sperm and ambergris for months.
The only person I've ever heard of saying "I might do a little heroin this weekend". If he came to Glasgow he'd basically be a Christ like figure in the drug scene.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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The only person I've ever heard of saying "I might do a little heroin this weekend". If he came to Glasgow he'd basically be a Christ like figure in the drug scene.
I have a genius friend who is like a big handsome dude who has never had sex because he just doesn't care to. He's always busy mastering something. He's like the most useful guy in the world. All he does is learn and get really good at shit.

Anyway, he's never really been a drug guy aside from the odd bong, but he decided he wanted to get good at heroin for some reason and he became a functioning junkie for like a year and then quit on his own with no issue.

I tried a couple bumps of the shit. All it did was make me feel less good for a while and then I fucking painted my whole toilet with projectile Italian wedding soup vomit.
 

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I just realized I'm like fucking grade 8 baked right now. I smoked one bong and sat down I'm like comfortable to the point that I'm starting to wonder if I'm not high and maybe im just dying. I don't often get crazy high like this and this is the same weed I've had for a few days. I don't get it.
You sound ffffawkin zooted brothaman. Don't OD
 
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