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I'm going to play bass in my friends band at the weekends again, it's emo pop stuff.

Jenna

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I assume, if he is a man (big if) he looks exactly like Sam Bankman Fried, so in that sense she’s cute.

Do you think "nice try with the hate though" is a magic spell? Like if you say it Jenna disappears, much like telling me to enjoy prison.
 
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Fair enough, here's my ex in the grey hat:

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Fucking lmao. Was she at ade’s wedding? Were you? Tell that whore to pass the wrench.
 

NoBacon

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No wonder you like girls that look like guys. Fucking asshole

It transpired that cute ish girl wasn’t even real, he just took it from google images.

If the guys at The Weekend Bar & Grill in Nebraska ever do any see of Jenna after he stole their identity to claim he fucked one, it will end very quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.
 

Jenna

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It transpired that cute ish girl wasn’t even real, he just took it from google images.

If the guys at The Weekend Bar & Grill in Nebraska ever do any see of Jenna after he stole their identity to claim he fucked one, it will end very quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.

You get the difference between secure and insecure right?

Secure people can compartmentalize their sex life away from the kike-hating messageboard community.

Insecure people scream they're so buff and they bang the slimmest zoomers all the fucking time, and anyone who calls me a faggot is an incel and not a majestic sex-haver like NoBacon.
 

NoBacon

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You get the difference between secure and insecure right?

Secure people can compartmentalize their sex life away from the kike-hating messageboard community.

Insecure people scream they're so buff and they bang the slimmest zoomers all the fucking time, and anyone who calls me a faggot is an incel and not a majestic sex-haver like NoBacon.

That post was in a private chat of dudes shooting the shit and you posted it here and started this thread. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.
 

Jenna

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Nice try with the hate though

Oh man your magic spell just knocked 15 HP off Jenna.

How do you not understand this yet. It's happened a dozen times, if not more:

1. You use the privatechat as a diary because you've self-crowned yourself the king
2. As king, you assume anything you say must be kept in strictest confidence
3. I post it publicly
4. You cry and "nice try with the hate though"
 
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