I'm going to play bass in my friends band at the weekends again, it's emo pop stuff.

[Build Black Better]

I always play guitar with the strap high, guitar nearly on my chest like a ukulele to be fawking honest with ya. You look like a nerd and a little bit of a faggot, but it's the most comfortable way to play. I think anyone playing it lower because it looks cool is actually kind of gay. Might not be that big of a deal though if it's nothing complex.

Are you calling this drooper gay? He's gonna give you a pounding.

 

[Build Black Better]

Gay

He was gay for your sins, transgresstor.

 

[Jenna]

"You are a groomer" (said the pedophile who named his entire account after the young actress he stalks and is obsessed with because she looks like a child and he wants to fuck kids)

Go back to your CP-sharing discords and stay there.

Im sorry, who are you?

 

[Meownaw]

I always play guitar with the strap high, guitar nearly on my chest like a ukulele to be fawking honest with ya. You look like a nerd and a little bit of a faggot, but it's the most comfortable way to play. I think anyone playing it lower because it looks cool is actually kind of gay. Might not be that big of a deal though if it's nothing complex.

Proof this strap nonsense is ridiculous.
nigga has his guitar up to his nipples.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

In Fentanyl we Trust.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[PorqueDealer]

admin was pretty fucking clear that any forum beefs need to include vocaroos.
Do better chuds.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Remember when CQ_1 bitched out at how everyone kept car crashing his posts while ribbing @chocolatehellhole scat?

I for one think this thread will be as successful as his call to action.

 

[guest]

Jenna stretched holes in his pants because he's so obese.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Dave Mustaine says that playing the bass is one step above playing the kazoo.

you quote dave mustaine one more time and were gonna have a problem

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

As the forum designated Jenna post rater, it would be remiss of me to not evaluate this thread. Notice I initially gave it a rib, thus indicating my approval.

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As we all know, Jenna (me) rapes a billion babies each and every day, so the board can never make fun of NoBacon's pathetic life because the Jenna strawman is always worse.

Nice to finally see you're wearing your Anthony fetish on your sleeve. He's gonna go after young slim zoomers, and he's going to make them talk like kindergarteners, and if you think that's creepy that means you are the pedophile, not him.

Speaking of Cumias, you really are becoming Joe, eh? Playing My Chemical Romance covers and looking in the mirror for hours at how you look. What an insecure manlet.

Callouts are always good for Off Topic, after all that's what the forum is about. But of course, the one corrective action I want to ensure you take for future posts is to stop making things about you and to just focus on the person you want to call a retard. You can start by calling them retarded, we don't need to work you up to nigger on day 1. As a general rule, I think the best way to go forward is to type out your posts like normal and delete the first sentence so you get straight to the point, and probably also the last one although that doesn't apply to this one cause you ended it real well. 8/10, rib well earned.

There's that "zoomers" word again. You sure are proud to talk about how you exclusively go for the youngest chicks you can.

Sweet and simple, the problem is you also simp for a zoomer, so you're kind of calling yourself a faggot too. I gave no initial reaction

Oh look, the other member of the Zoomer Groomers tag team is chiming in to say he's neutral but I'm 100x gayer than NoBacon.

That's NoBacon for you. You can't make a single thread making fun of him, he'll run in to declare you don't get to mock him.



You hear that? Make fun of Jenna! Not the faggot emo guitarist trying to pick up 15-year-olds.

This is where you made your first real mistake, evident by my car crash: Getting snippy at @Harry Powell. Talking shit about Harry is a cardinal sin in Off Topic and all this does is display your seethe at the eternal happiness he's received from raw zoomer sex. And again with the last line, it's always really gay when you talk about yourself. 0/10

 

[Harry Powell]

As the forum designated Jenna post rater, it would be remiss of me to not evaluate this thread. Notice I initially gave it a rib, thus indicating my approval.


Callouts are always good for Off Topic, after all that's what the forum is about. But of course, the one corrective action I want to ensure you take for future posts is to stop making things about you and to just focus on the person you want to call a retard. You can start by calling them retarded, we don't need to work you up to nigger on day 1. As a general rule, I think the best way to go forward is to type out your posts like normal and delete the first sentence so you get straight to the point, and probably also the last one although that doesn't apply to this one cause you ended it real well. 8/10, rib well earned.




Sweet and simple, the problem is you also simp for a zoomer, so you're kind of calling yourself a faggot too. I gave no initial reaction


This is where you made your first real mistake, evident by my car crash: Getting snippy at @Harry Powell. Talking shit about Harry is a cardinal sin in Off Topic and all this does is display your seethe at the eternal happiness he's received from raw zoomer sex. And again with the last line, it's always really gay when you talk about yourself. 0/10

Thank you for your support. I’ve been a wreck all day trying to process his unkind words.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

"Nice try with the hate though" is your tell that you're getting upset and want me to stop. Nice autistic NPC mental soundboard, just like Patrick has. Nice try with the hate though! Nice try with the hate though! Nice try with the hate though!

People who don't need to prove anything don't brag and boast how fit and buff they are. That's straight up catfish tactics, with all the excuses why you're not going to prove it and onaforums has to accept your John Cena physique on your word.

The posts before this one really sucked especially that terrible "psy op" attempt. So I'm going to start here. It was an okay premise until you got smashed on the next page by Build Black Better.

Seriously now. Because Patrick will never answer this honestly.

What compels your brain to just repeat the same NPC phrases again and again. Like 50% of your replies in litcrit are just "end very badly for them, and they know that, of course" over and over again.

Are you dumb? Is it a defense mechanism to cope with the anxiety of getting bullied? I'm fascinated from a psychological standpoint.

"Everyone simps for NoBacon, no one makes fun of him ever for some reason" CQ_5 logic, I was the first person to publicly call out NoBacon for overusing the "end very badly for them, and they know that, of course" line. Since it was my opinion first, I naturally agree which is why I gave it a rib. Again you always have to insert yourself for some reason and it really diminishes the point. Don't these read so much better when we cut out the "I'm Jenna and I'm so great and important" lines?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Do you think "nice try with the hate though" is a magic spell? Like if you say it Jenna disappears, much like telling me to enjoy prison.

Even though you continue with the third person Jenna stuff, this ones short and kind of is necessary for context so I like it.

The whole "nobody took my thread seriously and they're all calling me faggots so I'm going to start posting about this restaurant's awful food and pretend like none of this happened so they don't CQ_1 me" really kind of fell flat. Thankfully you went back on the offense.

You get the difference between secure and insecure right?

Secure people can compartmentalize their sex life away from the kike-hating messageboard community.

Insecure people scream they're so buff and they bang the slimmest zoomers all the fucking time, and anyone who calls me a faggot is an incel and not a majestic sex-haver like NoBacon.

You don't directly self reference here but clearly you're indirectly calling yourself secure as a passive aggressive flex, while simultaneously revealing your own deep seated insecurity about participating in a forum that has a kike hate thread. Interesting that you specifically call out that one as opposed the obviously more offensive Nigger and Tranny/Faggot hate threads. Speaking of faggot, you do that thing where you only use bad words ironically or paraphrasing in a quote. It would have been sufficient to call NoBacon a "pedophile who wants to fuck little girls" and keep laying into the Anthony Cumia parallels, maybe drop an anal egg reference or suggest that he bites their arms.

Oh man your magic spell just knocked 15 HP off Jenna.

How do you not understand this yet. It's happened a dozen times, if not more:

1. You use the privatechat as a diary because you've self-crowned yourself the king
2. As king, you assume anything you say must be kept in strictest confidence
3. I post it publicly
4. You cry and "nice try with the hate though"

If you just dropped the list without the preface, and also included a photo of Nikocado stretching or Flavia eating shit, this would have been a @chocolatehellhole worthy clapback

 

[Build Black Better]

Im sorry, who are you?

This is another one of Jenna Ortego's favorite magic spells to make newfags disappear. Unfortunately for him, the power of his ego is stronger than the power of his sorcery.