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Maybe he got molested at camp
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That's a huge fucking mistake!Nah I make him run with me constantly.
I had him in a bunch of sports but he would never practice at his Mom’s and only do the bare minimum with me, so every game would end in tears. “I’m not as good as the other kids at soccer!”That's a huge fucking mistake!
How old is he? There's a reason you sign your kid up for physical activities. Young kids don't exercise. Play basketball with him or something, but leave the running to the days you don't have him. I'd hate you too if you forced me to fucking jog with you.
Please don't shame Harry for having a fat fem-boy son.I am truly sickened by how supportive of you people in this thread are being
Thank you.Please don't shame Harry for having a fat fem-boy son.
Lots of kids like singing and dancing for exercise. Maybe he'd like to get into theater. He could see losing weight as a goal for cosplay. The options are limitless when you use a little imagination!
I hate shitting when I’m out of the house, but sometimes ya gotta drop some hammers (O&A ref, Dan).Won’t take a shit except in his own house
Keep up the good work, sir. He’ll grow to appreciate and respect you for this.Of course I make him exercise with me and eat healthy, practice music and a second language, have actual values and try to be a success in life, so he fucking hates staying with me.
Don't quit, all kids are faggots sometimes. My son needs to be reminded to do his throwing and take his swings daily. I had a real good program laid out long toss, side sessions, weighted balls, it overwhelmed him. He's back to his his 10 year old throwing sessions, but oddly he's been better. His control is now good, and he pretty much K's every out he gets. So his outings are all 3-4 IP 8-10K's, 3-4 bb's and usually nobody scores. It's been a success after 2 years off in the real learning years. He also is getting real high on his teammates looking forward to his outings. Keeping him working all summer for 2 years with no team actually sort of broke him, but he's recovered.I’m a little hammered right now so I will probably delete this, but he threw a fit and had to leave camp. He couldn’t tough it out and make it one week? He never wants to do anything that challenges him.
His mother has made him a soft faggot. He copies her in every way. Won’t take a shit except in his own house, afraid of spiders, all this faggot shit. All he wants to do is be at her house where she doesn’t make him do anything, he eats pancakes AND ice cream every single day, and they lay on the couch and watch TV in between him playing video games.
Of course I make him exercise with me and eat healthy, practice music and a second language, have actual values and try to be a success in life, so he fucking hates staying with me. My main fear is that by the time he realizes his mother is a zero ambition whooooooooore he will already be the same thing.
Anyway I hate women. Hope everyone has a good Fourth of July weekend.
It's Canadian football, does it matter lol. Sort of like American hockey until the 90's lol.I thought for sure most of my cousins' sons would turn out to be faggots or school shooters based on how they acted as young kids. All but one have kind of just evolved out of the pussy shit. Even the ones with pussy dads. I think it depends a lot on their friends. The one that is still a bitch never really had any friends and is babied by his grandparents to a weird degree.
I had my moments as a kid too. I went to some Christian camp with my buddy once as a kid and I got kicked out because I didn't want to play baseball so I put my mattress in the rafters and stayed behind in the bunkhouse thing and caught the people running it going through kids' bags while they were out.
I also remember how proud my dad was when I told him I wanted to play football. He signed me up that year and the first actual practice with pads and everything, I didn't have a football jersey. I had to wear one of my dad's Bruins jerseys. Someone was immediately like "we're playing football, bud." just jokingly, but I had like a weird panic attack, went back to my dad's car and was like "I need to leave, I'm gonna freak out."
He was a lot cooler about it than I thought he would be. He took me home but I could tell he was disappointed as all fuck. I was way too old to be acting like that too. Like grade six. He had to give me a "You can't quit. You have to try." lecture and I ended up actually being pretty good and enjoying it and played through highschool.
He's fat isn't he lol. Try competitive eating, he can be the next Pat from Moonachie.I had him in a bunch of sports but he would never practice at his Mom’s and only do the bare minimum with me, so every game would end in tears. “I’m not as good as the other kids at soccer!”
Well of course you’re not. I try to practice with you in the yard and you spend the entire time negotiating how soon you can go back inside and play Roblox.
I guess I can find something more enjoyable than jogging together but there’s no way he’s not going to do some kind of physical activity. I have to counterbalance his lifestyle of pure junk food and sitting around at his Mom’s.
plus bolt on breasts.He could get a nice iPad out of the deal.
The balls on this prick to accuse someone's kid of being fat.He's fat isn't he lol. Try competitive eating, he can be the next Pat from Moonachie.
Sure, why not shouldn't i know better? Besides my oldest son excels at several sports despite weighing 456lbs. He also has never once had pancakes and ice cream.The balls on this prick to accuse someone's kid of being fat.
Is Sumo Wrestling one of them?Besides my oldest son excels at several sports
Great adviceI don’t have a kid so I don’t have much room to talk but I would say don’t overdo it. You don’t want every day to be about getting tough and being manly like it’s the only thing that matters or you’ll just send him the other way like Anthony’s dad. You said you see him every day so there’s still hope. Just set a good example, talk about stuff, be kind but don’t let him do whatever he wants, there has to be discipline, and don’t badmouth his mom to him as much as you want to. That shit never works and kids always figure out what’s what when they get older.
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