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I still think of "shake the hand of the man who shook Jamie Mallet Jr's hand" once every 2 weeks
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I'm absolutely obsessed with Donkey Lips now.
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I still think of "shake the hand of the man who shook Jamie Mallet Jr's hand" once every 2 weeks
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As a matter of fact, they did fuck
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That's pretty damn cool in my book
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Honestly he seems like he's probably immune to ecoli and salmonella.
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The other cast members at that reunion all see it as “yeah we did this silly kids show forever ago” and have moved on yet donkey lips sees it as THIS IS MY TIME TO BE A STAR AGAIN!!! And is just being so obnoxious trying to be the funny one. Most actors that were “the fat one” learn pretty quick there’s not much work still being the fat one and lose weight but not Donkey.
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The reporter fucking calls him Donkey Lips lol.
I worked briefly with a guy that my ex went to school with (he got fired after like 3 days) and he acted almost exactly like this. Big fat idiot. I remember being blown away learning that the guy wasn't straight up retarded. I expected to hear that he was in special ed all through school, but he was just stupid and socially fucked and terrible at interacting with people. He couldn't guage when he was being annoying or take hints so people would end up just being like "please get the fuck away from me" and he'd still keep trying to joke around with you.
I worked briefly with a guy that my ex went to school with (he got fired after like 3 days) and he acted almost exactly like this. Big fat idiot. I remember being blown away learning that the guy wasn't straight up retarded. I expected to hear that he was in special ed all through school, but he was just stupid and socially fucked and terrible at interacting with people. He couldn't guage when he was being annoying or take hints so people would end up just being like "please get the fuck away from me" and he'd still keep trying to joke around with you.
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The TMZ video he’s wearing a shirt with a character from salute your shorts. It’s so funny how the other cast members just see it as something they did as kids but as adults have other priorities and interests but Donkey is still being Donkey and acting like Salute your Shorts is the biggest and greatest show of all time yet it was only two seasons. Also if you go to his IMDb page you can tell he wrote his own bio, even bragging out being in Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker film even though his parts were cut out.
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He's probably the biggest loser I've ever seen in my life.
I seen someone make a fake concerned comment about him on one of his streams where they said "you're an example of someone following their dreams off a cliff."
These Tards on Deck guys really tear him up pretty damn good.
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The way he verbally attacked her was so unhinged. She handled it like a fucking pro.
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He's got a combination of his own retardness, plus the fact that no one tells a wannabee actor that it's time to call it quits. He can always hold out hope, however slim, that the audition that will make him a star is right around the corner. Pretty soon you're middle aged with no assets or skills.
Same thing causes comics to kill themselves, which is often the funniest thing they'll ever do.
Same thing causes comics to kill themselves, which is often the funniest thing they'll ever do.
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He 100% wrote his IMDB bio, take a look:
I think he had like 2 lines in Dude Wheres My Car. Also that “rumor” came from him.
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She asked about crushes / on set romance and Donkey got upset because we all know none of the girls had a crush on him and it brings back angry feelings.
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He reminds a lot of Screech, he was younger than the rest of the saved by the bell crowd and while zack and slater were getting girls screech was the “dork” that everyone laughed at and didn’t get the girls. You know donkey was seen as the annoying fat kid to the girls. Forever in the friend zone.
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Should I try and get him to come on NPS or nah?
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Wait, so he's fat, has a small dick, AND he makes women uncomfortable? ...I don't get it boys, seems like a pretty chill guy to me.
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What's NPS?
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This thing has the feel of a found footage horror movie that ends with the cameraman being attacked by donkey lips after walking into a room in the late hours of the evening and discovering he had murdered the entire cast and was in the middle of eating them.
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I honestly can't get enough of it.