If you were Quasi, and money was no object, which of Patrick's items would you like in lieu of payment?

[StealthyFag]

Lets say you are Quasi and also a multimillionaire, so $23,000 is a drop in the ocean for you. Which of Patricks stuff would you like in lieu of payment to fuck with Patrick?

Controversially, I think I would pass on the muscle car. Its cheap, rusted and not worth the trouble. Theres also probably at least some value there and I'd rather leave it.

I would, however, take the motorbike, because he seems way more attached to it and he couldnt 'infuriate' harley rider anymore.

I would snap up the IP what gay upcoming project he has so I could be a dick about making him finish his gay little projects on specific deadlines.

I also think I'd also take the toilet from his house and give it to the guy who ran the Tomlinson Toilet twitter account.


What would you do?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The lizard. You could make a belt out of it.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I'd take his gay Mustang and Thruxton Scooter and then make videos of me destroying them.

 

[RobertMewler]

His motorcycle, Mewler, his twitter account, and the rights to all of his past and future books. And for the remaining $15K I'd make him my butler.

 

[AntSucks]

I would take the rights to all his shitty books and make public domain porn adaptions out of them. I would still give him full credit of course.

From author Patrick S Tomlinson

Starship Rape-o

 

[StealthyFag]

His motorcycle, Mewler, his twitter account, and the rights to all of his past and future books. And for the remaining $15K I'd make him my butler.

I like the idea of taking a partial share of his twitter account. He would still be able to tweet off it, but I get to decide every 10th tweet

 

[Brooke Shields]

He's got a pretty nice un-used treadmill

 

[guest]

If you're a self-made multimillionaire, losing out on 5 figures you're owed is going to sting big time. Obviously not because it's going to hurt you big picture but because you didn't get to where you got financially by happily eating losses and accepting shitty barter exchanges in the place of good old-fashioned liquidity.

 

[StealthyFag]

If you're a self-made multimillionaire, losing out on 5 figures you're owed is going to sting big time. Obviously not because it's going to hurt you big picture but because you didn't get to where you got financially by happily eating losses and accepting shitty barter exchanges in the place of good old-fashioned liquidity.

This is just a hypothetical thought exercise. Dont take it seriously or critically analyze it

 

[SFWA liaison]

his pets and intellectual property for the balloon tweets

if you can call anything about those tweets "intellectual"

 

[guest]

I want everything that Niki owns. She enables this fat faggot, she deserves to lose everything.

Also, I want his Twitter account.

 

[guest]

I would take Nikki and give her such a good rogering she turns straight.

 

[guest]

This is just a hypothetical thought exercise. Dont take it seriously or critically analyze it

In that case I would take Niki in lieu of payment and pimp her out for her accepted market value of $23 a pump until the debt was recovered.

 

[Bigsmooth]

I'd take the garden

 

[guest]

I want everything that Niki owns. She enables this fat faggot, she deserves to lose everything.

Also, I want his Twitter account.

Everything she owns, in that case the only things you will get are her sunglasses and that retarded hoodie.

 

[Stent]

I would make an indecent proposal. Erase the debt and in exchange Niki has to spend a weekend getting her vagina filled with farts from the urban gentlemen of their neighborhood.

 

[guest]

I don’t get the premise here. He’s going to get all that stuff that the law allows, him being a millionaire or not doesn’t matter.

 

[peckafacce]

The rights to all of his literary works, his mustang, and his twitter account.

 

[guest]

I would make an indecent proposal. Erase the debt and in exchange Niki has to spend a weekend getting her vagina filled with farts from the urban gentlemen of their neighborhood.

Just another ordinary weekend for Nikki then. No real punishment for her to be honest witcha.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

All of his models so I can put them on a concrete floor and stomp them all to pieces