If SNL was legally bound to produce a sketch written exclusively by the Forums, what would you pitch and who would be in it?

Professor Rape

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Holy shit none of you niggers are funny and SNL is the lowest bar for comedy there is
Okay how about this

Different ethnicities react to their babies leaving

White guy:

"My babies are gone... My little babies are gone.."

Mexican guy:

"I keel whoever took my babies esse... Right after i have a nap. So sleepy "

Black guy:

Black guy dancing and his wife being like "aw hellll no, dis some bull shiit!"

Work in progress
 

Cartoon Redux

I'm still a child, child.
Okay how about this

Different ethnicities react to their babies leaving

White guy:

"My babies are gone... My little babies are gone.."

Mexican guy:

"I keel whoever took my babies esse... Right after i have a nap. So sleepy "

Black guy:

Black guy dancing and his wife being like "aw hellll no, dis some bull shiit!"

Work in progress
Its got legs keep at it
 

Kinderman

Yoon…that was the troll. Again.
The OldGravyEgg bit. You’d have Leslie, played by guest host Kathy Bates, receiving seemingly thoughtful messages from a male Twitter user. With each seemingly innocuous message, we cut to OldGravyEgg (played by Justus Schrom) and he’s getting progressively more perverted. At first he’s just rubbing his pecker through his pants, by the end he’s jerking off in women’s clothes to a picture of his dead mother and has a noose around his neck.
 
After they find OldGravyEgg’s life less body with a belt around his neck, under a doorknob. Two paramedics examine him really quick, you see the one’s face; and that guy asks the unseen paramedic if he “needs anything”.

The unseen paramedic is no other than Christopher Walken.

After the crowd goes wild, he looks right at the camera and says.

“ too be honest, I could use some more cowbell”!!!!
 

Professor Rape

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After they find OldGravyEgg’s life less body with a belt around his neck, under a doorknob. Two paramedics examine him really quick, you see the one’s face; and that guy asks the unseen paramedic if he “needs anything”.

The unseen paramedic is no other than Christopher Walken.

After the crowd goes wild, he looks right at the camera and says.

“ too be honest, I could use some more cowbell”!!!!
Jim, you've done it again

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Some sort of bit centered around Anthony having sex with Sue Lightning and buying her tits.

Or maybe one about Anthony (Punkie Johnson) filing for divorce because he found out his older brother (Kenan Thomson) is having sex with Jennifer (host Ron Perlman).

Just something that makes everybody realize he’s a homo.
Wrong, Child straight men like Jim Norton :image_9248_lg: engage in Gerbiling with Trans Woman it doesn't make them gay🙂 you need to get out more
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