If Paul Weimer cloned himself an infinite amount of times, and was laser focussed on molesting you, how many could you defeat before being overpowered

[NoBacon]

He doesn’t feel fear and will throw himself like a mindless zombie at you till he’s raped you and your children. He’s hell bent on it.

You can set the terrain / weapons in your own scenarios.

I would 300 it and defend one area he was forced to rush into in a straight line into a bottleneck, and with knuckle dusters I could probably brain 200+ before I got tired and he broke through.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You just have to hold him off until your 11th birthday.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You'd lube up your cheeks and let them pump themselves into a heart attack is what you'd do

 

[Sue Lightning]

Hold up a picture of Lucy Van Pelt and watch as the Weimars self destruct

 

[NoBacon]

You'd lube up your cheeks and let them pump themselves into a heart attack is what you'd do

I honestly think 5 foot 1 weakling goblin Paul Weimer could kick your teeth in.

 

[VoteJello]

I'd win for eternity. I'd berserk every faggot. I'l put it like this - if me and me got in a fight, I'd kick my fucking ass.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Like clones of him rushing me with erections? 1 at a time or in groups? He's a 1 punch chump so until I get winded I guess.

 

[UnPRePared]

He's American, right?

I tell them I'm putting on a Genesis album without Phil Collins at the nearby venue, and sleep like a baby because I know none of you Yankee cunts would ever come, just like 27 fucking years ago.
















But I'm not bitter!

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Here's the thing, Master Po... that Weimer who kicks me in the shin... is getting fucked up

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I would 300 it and defend one area he was forced to rush into in a straight line into a bottleneck, and with knuckle dusters I could probably brain 200+ before I got tired and he broke through.

Thinking about you being overrun in a heroic (martyr’s?) death by hundreds of mopey Weimers is busting my ribs. Thanks for this, especially on my fawkin’ birthday

 

[DanMullenButNormal]

do you think he wouldve got me a psp?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I can fend off 10. After that Prince Justin would be a bustin' agoooosh

 

[UnPRePared]

Alright, serious answer...

I'd take Ronny B's advice, grab a sickle, and go to town until they've all fallen.

That entire time I'll be saying, "I'm so sorry, Pauls!"

 

[Ashcroft]

@Sue Lightning vs the Agent Pauls

 

[B.F. Wellington]

I would pull a Jedi mind trick on him and start talking about how his own mother thought he was a cowardly loser. The infinite Weimers would all become so upset and drowning in self-pity that they would completely lose interest in molesting me.

 

[Turry Fawks]

I honestly think 5 foot 1 weakling goblin Paul Weimer could kick your teeth in.

These are your delusions again, godmocker.

 

[Ned Flanders]

I'm 10 in this scenario right? I have 3 older brothers, so I learned to fight dirty by that age.

I could confidently say i could win against 10 paul weimers.

 

[Ronnie G]

Is he only into little boys?

You could go on the offensive by stripping down as he advances, Buffalo Bill-ing it, and hoping for the best.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is he only into little boys?

You could go on the offensive by stripping down as he advances, Buffalo Bill-ing it, and hoping for the best.

He only slows down to take photos so you better make it sexy.

 

[Brooke Shields]

would he still want to molest me if I showed him I had pubes and a hairy man asshole