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I think it depends on what country they're from and how much Aztec dishwasher blood they have. A lot of South American chicks hold it together even after having kids. It's probably the ones up here can't handle all the processed shit in American food.
90s Salma Hayek is the gold standard imo. Hell, she still looks pretty damn good. She's part Lebanese though I think.
Shame they turn into monster goblinas after having kids. Hispanic chicks are sexy af. We really don't get them in Europe. Spanish ain't the same
I hear ya, I can’t talk tough to a broad wearing a $300 fedora and designer shades.Hispanic chicks are great but they’re based and would expect me to be a classic manly man. That’s a churro I just can’t fry.
This is what we're all going for
Most of them don't work out so they have little chicken legs and a big blubbery ass and waist. Built for shitting out ditch diggers.mexican girls don't do a single thing for me. They're all shaped like refrigerators.
Salmas mom's a castiza ie mostly white. Arab plus tan white equals piece of ass.One of these can only pass as a 'local' from the Rio Grande to the Panama Canal. The other can pass from Portugal to Armenia:
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I think it depends on how white a country down there is. Those Brazilian supermodels are always German or Italian. There are hot women from Argentina, which is about as white as the US (barely a majority). Bolivia is pretty much all Indian, and no one hot comes from there.
Her last name suggests German or maybe Czech ancestry. She's got some Alpine milkmaid beefers.
You said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.Those tits look pretty sexual to me
My grandmother was and is a fat Austrian pig and I hate her guts. How'd that work out for her?You said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.
I said comforting. All the spic moms I know pamper the shit out of their sons.My grandmother was and is a fat Austrian pig and I hate her guts. How'd that work out for her?
Got itYou said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.
I did start watching cooking videos during that first year of lockdown. Every restaurant here was closed except the corporations (speculate) and I got the occasional jonesing for Chinese or whatever and you can find plenty of videos of actual restaurant cooks showing you how to do Singapore noodles or whatever on youtube. But my wife showed me this one. She made tacos out of the blue the other week (she never makes any ethnic food) and they were really good. I asked her where she learned the recipe and she showed me this fat-titted good eggThis is true. I guess @McGowan6 , like me, watches a shit ton of cooking videos and this Senorita showed up in his algorithm and he clicked for obvious reasons.
I did the same and I remember a video where she mentions having a gaggle of kids. The stereotype definitely exists for a reason, but there are so many exceptions it's a bit overblown.
Then again, I recently married a Colombian so I have a dog in this fight and am not being impartial
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Hey forum of 99% males, here's a picture of my awful penis.Look at the pretty girl I wish she was naked
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