I'd eat her puffy taco, if you catch my drift

[Monk]

Where’d you get those fakers?

You clean those fixins' up, right now!

 

[MonsterSteve]

mexican girls don't do a single thing for me. They're all shaped like refrigerators.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Hispanic chicks are great but they’re based and would expect me to be a classic manly man. That’s a churro I just can’t fry.

 

[wbgreen]

I think it depends on what country they're from and how much Aztec dishwasher blood they have. A lot of South American chicks hold it together even after having kids. It's probably the ones up here can't handle all the processed shit in American food.

I think it depends on how white a country down there is. Those Brazilian supermodels are always German or Italian. There are hot women from Argentina, which is about as white as the US (barely a majority). Bolivia is pretty much all Indian, and no one hot comes from there.

90s Salma Hayek is the gold standard imo. Hell, she still looks pretty damn good. She's part Lebanese though I think.

Her last name suggests German or maybe Czech ancestry. She's got some Alpine milkmaid beefers.

 

[Serious Business]

Shame they turn into monster goblinas after having kids. Hispanic chicks are sexy af. We really don't get them in Europe. Spanish ain't the same

She has 5 kids

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Hispanic chicks are great but they’re based and would expect me to be a classic manly man. That’s a churro I just can’t fry.

I hear ya, I can’t talk tough to a broad wearing a $300 fedora and designer shades.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This is what we're all going for

I want to eat Shakira's Catalonian/Lebanese anus.

 

[Stent]

JDA didn't want a refrigerator-bodied woman. Hates the competition.

 

[guest]

mexican girls don't do a single thing for me. They're all shaped like refrigerators.

Most of them don't work out so they have little chicken legs and a big blubbery ass and waist. Built for shitting out ditch diggers.

 

[2chapos]

One of these can only pass as a 'local' from the Rio Grande to the Panama Canal. The other can pass from Portugal to Armenia:

Salmas mom's a castiza ie mostly white. Arab plus tan white equals piece of ass.

 

[2chapos]

I think it depends on how white a country down there is. Those Brazilian supermodels are always German or Italian. There are hot women from Argentina, which is about as white as the US (barely a majority). Bolivia is pretty much all Indian, and no one hot comes from there.



Her last name suggests German or maybe Czech ancestry. She's got some Alpine milkmaid beefers.

Each country has its Euro/Mediterranean dominant region. The dominicans have "el ceibao" . The Bolivians have santa cruz and the Mexicans have "los Altos". Its the same shit. Mediterranean looking whiteish tight body occasionally blonde bitches. In every country when they brag about how hot there women are its usually women from these regions.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Latin broads are some of the last women who will cook for you. Remember to pull out or hire a personal trainer once she hits 30. J-Lo still has abs at like 50. It can be done.

 

[Harry Powell]

Those tits look pretty sexual to me

You said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.

My grandmother was and is a fat Austrian pig and I hate her guts. How'd that work out for her?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

not my type, but she's fine

 

[Harry Powell]

My grandmother was and is a fat Austrian pig and I hate her guts. How'd that work out for her?

I said comforting. All the spic moms I know pamper the shit out of their sons.

 

[guest]

You said they turn into goblinas. I’m saying that a kid loves having a fat comforting mother so while that transformation sucks for the dad, it’s nice for the kids.

Got it

 

[guest]

This is true. I guess @McGowan6 , like me, watches a shit ton of cooking videos and this Senorita showed up in his algorithm and he clicked for obvious reasons.

I did the same and I remember a video where she mentions having a gaggle of kids. The stereotype definitely exists for a reason, but there are so many exceptions it's a bit overblown.

Then again, I recently married a Colombian so I have a dog in this fight and am not being impartial

I did start watching cooking videos during that first year of lockdown. Every restaurant here was closed except the corporations (speculate) and I got the occasional jonesing for Chinese or whatever and you can find plenty of videos of actual restaurant cooks showing you how to do Singapore noodles or whatever on youtube. But my wife showed me this one. She made tacos out of the blue the other week (she never makes any ethnic food) and they were really good. I asked her where she learned the recipe and she showed me this fat-titted good egg

 

[CuntFucker]

Look at the pretty girl I wish she was naked

Pathetic

 

[guest]

Look at the pretty girl I wish she was naked

Pathetic

Hey forum of 99% males, here's a picture of my awful penis.

Gay and weird.