I'd eat her puffy taco, if you catch my drift

[guest]

Shame they turn into monster goblinas after having kids. Hispanic chicks are sexy af. We really don't get them in Europe. Spanish ain't the same

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[Harry Powell]

From the standpoint of a child, what they do is perfect. You want your mother to be a soft, comforting, non-sexual entity. But as the husband it sucks

 

[Meownaw]

Those look good.

 

[guest]

From the standpoint of a child, what they do is perfect. You want your mother to be a soft, comforting, non-sexual entity. But as the husband it sucks

Those tits look pretty sexual to me

 

[guest]

Those look good.

My missus made her crunchy beef taco recipe. Senorita knows what's up

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Her bust-waist-hip ratio is

 

[guest]

Her bust-waist-hip ratio is

A rarity, they're mostly ice box-shaped...

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A rarity, they're mostly ice box-shaped...

Oh, she's on the expressway to Frigidairesville, no doubt about it.

 

[guest]

I think it depends on what country they're from and how much Aztec dishwasher blood they have. A lot of South American chicks hold it together even after having kids. It's probably the ones up here can't handle all the processed shit in American food.

 

[Monk]

Wouldn't mind spraying my horchata all over that señora's tetas.

 

[guest]

I think it depends on what country they're from and how much Aztec dishwasher blood they have. A lot of South American chicks hold it together even after having kids. It's probably the ones up here can't handle all the processed shit in American food.

90s Salma Hayek is the gold standard imo. Hell, she still looks pretty damn good. She's part Lebanese though I think.

 

[guest]

90s Salma Hayek is the gold standard imo. Hell, she still looks pretty damn good. She's part Lebanese though I think.

Does she even look Mexican? She's textbook Mediterranean. Imagine dropping her in the middle of the jungles of the Yucatan, surrounded by poison-dart-wielding Mayan midgets with the Moe from 3 stooges haircut? She'd stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[guest]

Does she even look Mexican? She's textbook Mediterranean. Imagine dropping her in the middle of the jungles of the Yucatan, surrounded by poison-dart-wielding Mayan midgets with the Moe from 3 stooges haircut? She'd stick out like a sore thumb.

I don't know, they kind of all look somewhat the same to me. Brown eyed types.

 

[guest]

While we're on the subject, WWAW the El Yucatero hot sauce. Eats pretty good

 

[guest]

I don't know, they kind of all look somewhat the same to me. Brown eyed types.

One of these can only pass as a 'local' from the Rio Grande to the Panama Canal. The other can pass from Portugal to Armenia:

 

[guest]

One of these can only pass as a 'local' from the Rio Grande to the Panama Canal. The other can pass from Portugal to Armenia:

Fair point. Both have hairy arms though tbf.

 

[guest]

Where’d you get those fakers?

 

[aRTie02150]

Man I wanna see her naked.

 

[guest]

Man I wanna see her naked.

You just know it's a little sloppy in the best possible way.

 

[guest]

You just know it's a little sloppy in the best possible way.

This is what we're all going for

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