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What a deluded pig he is. He knows that we all have eyes, right?
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He doesn’t understand how sizes work. I’m taller than pat, and the same weight he claims. Mediums are just too small, and large is tight and I look like a faggot trying to draw attention most of the time. I should clarify, I almost never wear T-Shirts, I always wear some type of dress shirt. If I do, it’s always an XL. This fat retard wants to be a giant brooding, actual tough guy, while simultaneously being a small in shape, suave gentlemen. Basically a fat fucking faggot. Who’s incredibly gay and retarded.Medium or large? That doesn’t make sense and why someone say that? Oh right, he’s a massive retard.
I haven’t worn a medium shirt since I was 160-170 and I’m 5’10. For his claimed tough guy size and height benching 250 bar fighting size medium would be impossible. Plus if you’re an adult you should be wearing dress shirts which usually you get 1 size above (measuring size, not large /xl) if you’re working somewhere professional. He’s trying to pretend he’s some ripped zero fat cage fighter while also being a big beer drinking bar brawler. Of course he’s just a big fat pussy.He doesn’t understand how sizes work. I’m taller than pat, and the same weight he claims. Mediums are just too small, and large is tight and I look like a faggot trying to draw attention most of the time. I should clarify, I almost never wear T-Shirts, I always wear some type of dress shirt. If I do, it’s always an XL. This fat retard wants to be a giant brooding, actual tough guy, while simultaneously being a small in shape, suave gentlemen. Basically a fat fucking faggot. Who’s incredibly gay and retarded.
Holy shit they have the same eyes and body shape. Are we 100% sure they aren't brother and sister? It would explain a lot.View attachment 13724
What a deluded pig he is. He knows that we all have eyes, right?
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He’s got a fat everythingFuck he's got a fat head.
Five years and 50+ pounds ago and he's absolutely bursting out of his size medium Slurm shirt. No way he hasn't sized up since then. I wonder if he rips the XL tag off all of his shirts and sews in a Medium tag like he's Seinfeld scratching the size off his jeans. Deluded, weird fruit.
I wear medium and large (depending on the style) and I’m bang on 5”9 and 160LB
he’s taller and at least 100lb heavier. This is so patently absurd. Why must he lie about things so obviously false?
ANYONE CAN DO ITIt doesn’t even take much effort.
Pat had such a wide array of various fats through the years. This was his Shane Gillis era
Five years and 50+ pounds ago and he's absolutely bursting out of his size medium Slurm shirt. No way he hasn't sized up since then. I wonder if he rips the XL tag off all of his shirts and sews in a Medium tag like he's Seinfeld scratching the size off his jeans. Deluded, weird fruit.
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