I wanna see the debtor's movie!

[John Wayne Gacy]

Have your phone record audio in your pocket, don't be a retard and point your camera at him.

But Pat oinking at you being a stlaker in front of the judge would be legendary.call him a child as he walks up

Coughing at certain lies like the audience in the Depp/Heard trail

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAW that Quasi guy who could just post the exhibits but makes Dan pay for them instead. Pretty good bit delaying his 6th sink.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Where?

After re-reading, it doesn't specifically state Pat will be there with the wording. This is the comedy club he did his last open mic at a couple of weeks ago:

 

[guest]

After re-reading, it doesn't specifically state Pat will be there with the wording. This is the comedy club he did his last open mic at a couple of weeks ago:

 

[Cartoon Redux]

After re-reading, it doesn't specifically state Pat will be there with the wording. This is the comedy club he did his last open mic at a couple of weeks ago:

That's not a comedy club. That's a bar show. Pat wouldn't get booked at an actual club unless it's open mic night.

 

[Dog Eater]

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Someone said this guy has Dan’s photoshopped eyes and it’s true.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That's not a comedy club. That's a bar show. Pat wouldn't get booked at an actual club unless it's open mic night.

It’s like when Scorch would tape his “talk show” at a bar and have to keep telling the people at the bar to keep it down. If I was at a sports bar and they turned the TVs down because some dopes want to do stand up I’d heckle the shit out of them.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Based Dan

Danny boy should send Sosnay a nice bottle of this for him to split with Pawlowski as they watch Fatty get reprimanded into custody by court staff (not before being chased around the courtroom). It even has Pat on the bottle.

Tossdick Plumper

 

[Jenna]

After re-reading, it doesn't specifically state Pat will be there with the wording. This is the comedy club he did his last open mic at a couple of weeks ago:

His black comic friend is named Mario Lankeith Robinson? Was Mario Lanpatrice O'neal also booked on the show?

 

[guest]

This is gonna be Pat if he shows up. He's gonna try to re-litigate the original stlaker complaint, and the judge is going to be pissed off that he won't answer simple questions, such as "Why didn't you show up to the debtor's exam?" and "Why did you ghost the trustee?". He might try to throw a hail mary by sending himself a death threat on the day of the hearing and try to use that as an excuse, that would be hilarious tbh.

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[FamilyDollar]

It’s like when Scorch would tape his “talk show” at a bar and have to keep telling the people at the bar to keep it down. If I was at a sports bar and they turned the TVs down because some dopes want to do stand up I’d heckle the shit out of them.

 

[guest]

It still debones my ribs that Nikki ballooned to the fattest she's ever been on her wedding day and then proceeded to lose all the weight after.

She will never be a real woman

I've never seen a less loving, zero chemistry, unromantic wedding picture. No joke. Her body language is literally turned away, almost shielding herself from him. I get that they're posing with the muh Delorean, but they look like colleagues at best, total strangers at worst.

He's obviously a genetic disaster in a cheap suit, but what was she thinking? Most women have dreamt about their wedding day since they were little girls. They spend months planning it, weeks before getting ready - gym, beauty treatments, hair, nails. They'll wake up at 6 the day of just to make sure their hair and make-up is perfect. The dress, shoes etc etc. Now look at this frumpy slob lol. Fat, awful unsexy dress with tactical wine colour to hide the drink stains later, retard skate shoes. What kind of desperate faggot would marry that? Oh yeah

 

[Stent]

Someone said this guy has Dan’s photoshopped eyes and it’s true.

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda shoots from the (arthritic) hip but never misses.

 

[RobertMewler]

I've never seen a less loving, zero chemistry, unromantic wedding picture. No joke. Her body language is literally turned away, almost shielding herself from him. I get that they're posing with the muh Delorean, but they look like colleagues at best, total strangers at worst.

He's obviously a genetic disaster in a cheap suit, but what was she thinking? Most women have dreamt about their wedding day since they were little girls. They spend months planning it, weeks before getting ready - gym, beauty treatments, hair, nails. They'll wake up at 6 the day of just to make sure their hair and make-up is perfect. The dress, shoes etc etc. Now look at this frumpy slob lol. Fat, awful unsexy dress with tactical wine colour to hide the drink stains later, retard skate shoes. What kind of desperate faggot would marry that? Oh yeah

About the shoes; it's even WORSE. They were painted with the Tardis motif. TARD shoes more like.

 

[chewtoycock]

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As much as I want to see him embarrass himself in his usual fashion, I have to take pity because he's a retard. If you're reading this, pat, find yourself a shirt with buttons and a pair of big boy pants if you don't want this hearing to be completely fucked before you can even open your mouth. See if that hillary clinton collection pantsuit still fits, that'll at least make it look like you're trying.

 

[Mike Glyer]

I've never seen a less loving, zero chemistry, unromantic wedding picture. No joke. Her body language is literally turned away, almost shielding herself from him. I get that they're posing with the muh Delorean, but they look like colleagues at best, total strangers at worst.

He's obviously a genetic disaster in a cheap suit, but what was she thinking? Most women have dreamt about their wedding day since they were little girls. They spend months planning it, weeks before getting ready - gym, beauty treatments, hair, nails. They'll wake up at 6 the day of just to make sure their hair and make-up is perfect. The dress, shoes etc etc. Now look at this frumpy slob lol. Fat, awful unsexy dress with tactical wine colour to hide the drink stains later, retard skate shoes. What kind of desperate faggot would marry that? Oh yeah

She's barren and heavily medicated. There is no need to find an acceptable mate that will provide for her and her offspring, financially or otherwise. Any attempt to tie her choices to evolutionary mechanisms is a dead end. And she's probably a lesbian so she picked Pat as he looks like a mid-50s bulldyke.

 

[Mike Glyer]

About the shoes; it's even WORSE. They were painted with the Tardis motif. TARD shoes more like.

Nobody can beat your orthopedics, Myrtle.

 

[RobertMewler]

Nobody can beat your orthopedics, Myrtle.

It's Gladys, thank you very much!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I've never seen a less loving, zero chemistry, unromantic wedding picture. No joke. Her body language is literally turned away, almost shielding herself from him. I get that they're posing with the muh Delorean, but they look like colleagues at best, total strangers at worst.

He's obviously a genetic disaster in a cheap suit, but what was she thinking? Most women have dreamt about their wedding day since they were little girls. They spend months planning it, weeks before getting ready - gym, beauty treatments, hair, nails. They'll wake up at 6 the day of just to make sure their hair and make-up is perfect. The dress, shoes etc etc. Now look at this frumpy slob lol. Fat, awful unsexy dress with tactical wine colour to hide the drink stains later, retard skate shoes. What kind of desperate faggot would marry that? Oh yeah

I’ve never seen a couples wedding photos that have them far apart from each other. They’re roommates that happen to be married.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She's barren and heavily medicated. There is no need to find an acceptable mate that will provide for her and her offspring, financially or otherwise. Any attempt to tie her choices to evolutionary mechanisms is a dead end. And she's probably a lesbian so she picked Pat as he looks like a mid-50s bulldyke.

I’ve always said Niki married Pat because he’s the closest thing to a woman without being one.