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I wanna see the debtor's movie!
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the trustee of the Robinson fortune:
"Mr Robinson surely you mistakenly added an extra zero on your $200 android phone on line 10, right?"
"Mr Robinson surely you mistakenly added an extra zero on your $200 android phone on line 10, right?"
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Josh will do his job. He will be polite and act understanding. But I know Jews. They look at people who are foolish or careless with money like carnival freaks. Curiosities.
"How could you not have known you were potentially liable for his lawyer's fees? Why didn't you work out a repayment plan as soon as the ruling was made? How could you have let the debt snowball like this? Do you have active income coming in monthly? Why did you go on vacation? Wait, more than once?"
These are some of the questions that will be pinging around Josh's head while he acts like a sympathetic buddy to these two enormous (in every way) fuck ups.
"How could you not have known you were potentially liable for his lawyer's fees? Why didn't you work out a repayment plan as soon as the ruling was made? How could you have let the debt snowball like this? Do you have active income coming in monthly? Why did you go on vacation? Wait, more than once?"
These are some of the questions that will be pinging around Josh's head while he acts like a sympathetic buddy to these two enormous (in every way) fuck ups.
Patrick and Nikki have agreed to pay enough of the debt to reduce the effect of the interest. Freezing the interest rate generally the first step in paying your abuser. No evidence this is related to Quasi though. It could be a second, bigger debt - maybe Hooligans bar tab?
Nice marriage, stupid.
Someone give me the status of the doodles. Are they fully oopsied?
FUCK, today was a bad day to quit drinking. It doesn't count if you're celebrating right?
It makes the most sense because I don’t think Pat has a bank account, everything is through Niki.
Only faggots quit.
My guess is he has to either make an agreement or they'd dig into his finances to determine his ability to pay and go after what they can
Might explain why he’s been quiet for a bit
Yes, this has to be it. She's listed first in this filing -- She's the only one with assets. Debtor's exams are specifically to access the debtor's assets; this theory 100% checks out.
Pat being at the bar and wandering around the sidewalks and alleyways of downtown Milwaukee 1/2 on the drive back (without Nikki with him), plus him being silent for 30 mins after the exam start time (tells hemmer he has no assets, then waits outside tweeting while nikki is examined), point to Nikki kicking Patrick out of the car on the drive home from her exam and him walking to the nearest bar to get drunk.
This is begging for a caption. It looks like he’s trying to figure out if the swamp walrus wailing in front of him is the husband or the wife.
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Looking forward to Rick denying this.
He's gonna be SWATTing himself like it's going out of style this weekend.
Yeah me too
noun: amortisation
- the action or process of gradually writing off the initial cost of an asset.
"due to the amortization of initial costs, the risks of negative working capital are mitigated"- the action or process of reducing or paying off a debt with regular payments.
"because of amortization, you’ll own your home by the end of the loan term" - a period in which a debt is reduced or paid off by regular payments.
"75% of the mortgages have an amortization of 25 years or less"
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- the action or process of reducing or paying off a debt with regular payments.
Niki and Patrick's colons getting a thorough reaming.