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It's no doubt rusted to shit since he drives it in the winter. Probably only worth the scrap price, I doubt it would safety without paying more than it's worth.it has 170k obese city miles.
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It's no doubt rusted to shit since he drives it in the winter. Probably only worth the scrap price, I doubt it would safety without paying more than it's worth.it has 170k obese city miles.
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Not much, it has close to 200k miles, accidents, not original owner, and not even garage kept. The Wisconsin winters / bad roads / salt has done damage on the under. Plus he made it smell bad.no bs or joking - what’s the realistic fair value of Susan? I would offer him that price straight up
Hey that’s not fair. He did just put a 2003 stereo system in it! That’s gotta be worth a pretty penny.Not much, it has close to 200k miles, accidents, not original owner, and not even garage kept. The Wisconsin winters / bad roads / salt has done damage on the under. Plus he made it smell bad.
Maybe 2-2500k private sale, trade in 750 bucks. I used to sell cars (did I ever mention that?!) and these cars aren’t worth shit in places like Wisconsin due to bad roads and over a decade of salt. This is a teenagers first car at most value private or sent to the auction.It's no doubt rusted to shit since he drives it in the winter. Probably only worth the scrap price, I doubt it would safety without paying more than it's worth.
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Someone posted his car on a mustang subreddit asking what they'd pay for it and the consensus is if it's mint condition with low mileage you can basically get the original msrp (lol) but for a daily driver with 170k miles and multiple accidents and a fat owner it's more like 5-7k. Maybe more than 10 if you get a real sucker. It'll probably make some high schooler with a good gpa very happy as his first car before it shits itself in a year or two.Is it actually a rebadged v6? I don't know anything about Mustangs because they're shit, but if it was a rare variant it might be worth something.
Pat was the Stanford Band before he realized Josiah wasn't real.Those tweets from years ago of him gloating remind me of all the videos of people cheering their "win" before the finish line and ending up losing. Never celebrate victories that haven't occured, stupid. Especially when it comes to legal/court proceedings.
"Tell me about the meatloaf, George..."Niki and Lynn have arranged for a weekend at the lake house for Pat.
They are going fishing for the first time ever, at night.
"Look at the stars Patrick, isn't it so peaceful....in space"
[chambers round]
His only chance is selling it privately for cash due to the miles. Dealership won’t give him much as a trade because it goes right to the auction due to the miles. He thinks the “Bullet” edition makes it valuable but that’s just gimmicks to sell to rubes like him.Hey that’s not fair. He did just put a 2003 stereo system in it! That’s gotta be worth a pretty penny.
Literally — one penny.
You think Patrick is going to have extra beers at hoolies?
Did they mention that thing sits out in the elements 365 days a year without a garage or any cover whatsoever, and buried in the rain and snow? There's no way his memestang doesn't have rust eating away at it. That will kill the value. I'd be surprised if it were appraised for more than $3,000 at this point.Someone posted his car on a mustang subreddit asking what they'd pay for it and the consensus is if it's mint condition with low mileage you can basically get the original msrp (lol) but for a daily driver with 170k miles and multiple accidents and a fat owner it's more like 5-7k. Maybe more than 10 if you get a real sucker.
That’s the best he can do - teenagers first car. It’s close to 200k miles with accidents and underbody dealing with over a decade of salt and bad winter roads.Someone posted his car on a mustang subreddit asking what they'd pay for it and the consensus is if it's mint condition with low mileage you can basically get the original msrp (lol) but for a daily driver with 170k miles and multiple accidents and a fat owner it's more like 5-7k. Maybe more than 10 if you get a real sucker. It'll probably make some high schooler with a good gpa very happy as his first car before it shits itself in a year or two.
Oh is it like a trim package or something, not even like a supercharger?His only chance is selling it privately for cash due to the miles. Dealership won’t give him much as a trade because it goes right to the auction due to the miles. He thinks the “Bullet” edition makes it valuable but that’s just gimmicks to sell to rubes like him.
Pretty much, all the domestic sports cars do these gimmicks every year to get rubes like Pat to think they have a collectors item. Camaro, Mustang, Challenger do it all the time. Most times the special mark is a sticker on the side and a vin number on the dashboard.Oh is it like a trim package or something, not even like a supercharger?
Even his car larping is fake, he doesn't know anything.Pretty much, all the domestic sports cars do these gimmicks every year to get rubes like Pat to think they have a collectors item. Camaro, Mustang, Challenger do it all the time. Most times the special mark is a sticker on the side and a vin number on the dashboard.
Years ago I had a guy going on and on how his Camero trade in was special because it was a “hot wheels” edition that was a stitched logo on the seat and nothing more.
Same. I'd love to text Pat close-up pics of her butthole.I'd unironically pay for that.
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