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I Wanna See the Courthouse Movie! - Part 2

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Ant_It_Fun

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One, two Jerry’s comin for you
Three, four the hovels about to lose its door
Five, six won’t have time to simp on Twitter for “chicks”
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AntsBatteryCharge

&$;;-:
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Just write another book and pay with the advance. Problem solved.

It's all up to Action Hero Tiny Tim now.

"Today? Why, it's Vengeance Day. For you."
"You made the Naughty List."

Tim: "Here we come a-wassailing, villain."
Computer: "What do waffles have to do with justice, sir?"
Tim: "No, it's... sigh, never mind."


Pat LARPs as a successful author about as well as Jeremy DeWitte LARPs as an actual Police Officer.

He doesn't even do that, as there's no "live action" about it. I'd say it's just regular ass online role playing.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

Pat will be dragged off to jail on a contempt of court charge whining and screaming like the sissy bitch he is. He may even have to be subdued Floyd style. He'll be off twitter for God knows how long and Laura Rich still won't notice.
I can only pray he’s so uncooperative someone kneels on his neck for 8:42 during the arrest. My dick can only get so hard here as well. You’re giving the wet dream scenario here.
 

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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I wonder if someone will text the human hog this tomorrow
 

Stent

Delay, Deny, Diaper
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God I love DeWitte, all the shit about him on YouTube is hours of entertainment. Lol

SergeanT! SergeanT! STaTuTe 316 says I’m allowed To Speed on This road, now geT back inTo your car and leave, child.
:confused:: "Are you even a real Hooligans bouncer?"

:image_9250:: "Don't worry about that! You're sitting on a reserved barstool, fuckboy!"

I haven't caught up with DeWitte's hijinks since he went to prison. I imagine he's now offering to escort the PC prisoners around the yard while dressed like a guard.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Seth might be haunted by Norm in his nightmares, but no one would know because he's hidden all of his formerly public statements.
I hope every fucking night seth has a nightmare about trying to watch Henry Fonda pick blue berries, but the TV wont work. Then it plays Norm making Holocaust jokes and a highlight reel of his most offensive Weekend Updates.
 
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