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I wanna see the contempt movie!

captain_kamala

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I know you’re joking but it is beyond hard to involuntarily commit someone. Rick could literally run around in the streets naked and they wouldn’t admit him.
It's actually not that hard I don't know how you get away with being 110 lbs when my school stepped in and gave me mandatory anorexia treatment when I was 112
 

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I suppose asking to be escorted back to the car makes more sense if his delusional defense was that he was too afraid for his safety to attend the debtor's exam because he didn't want Jerry Jen to sexually molest him over a pinball table

doesn't really fit tweeting from his favorite alley broadcasting his exact location, or explain ignoring the commissioner, or the trustee, etc, etc. But 1.2 can only keep a LARP going for a sentence a time.
 

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Brevity is... wit.
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Suetonius

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It's actually not that hard I don't know how you get away with being 110 lbs when my school stepped in and gave me mandatory anorexia treatment when I was 112

I had a friend who went through some shit. He was a completely normal dude for his entire life then one day he snapped. Said he was gonna be on the news because he was in a hostage situation. People in his attic. He was ripping holes in his wall. Rooms full of food he never used. Wouldn’t sleep for days straight and only read the bible. Called 911 on himself. Would disappear for days only to be found in another state completely delirious, all while being armed. All 4 times this person was committed the police, hospital, and any judge wouldn’t commit them.
 

captain_kamala

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I had a friend who went through some shit. He was a completely normal dude for his entire life then one day he snapped. Said he was gonna be on the news because he was in a hostage situation. People in his attic. He was ripping holes in his wall. Rooms full of food he never used. Wouldn’t sleep for days straight and only read the bible. Called 911 on himself. Would disappear for days only to be found in another state completely delirious, all while being armed. All 4 times this person was committed the police, hospital, and any judge wouldn’t commit them.
Well I must be crazier than that then
 
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