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I very suddenly require good cornbread.

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Reminds me of the time he tried to make a Dutch baby then someone else oneups him by making it correctly an hour later.

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He overcooks everything. His scrambled eggs were drier than the Sahara. The Dutch Baby looks way overdone compared to the other guys, the edges look almost burnt in some places. Then there was the infamous completely overcooked Burnt Wellington. No wonder why he thinks Hooligans serves good food, it probably doesn't taste like carbon.
 

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He overcooks everything. His scrambled eggs were drier than the Sahara. The Dutch Baby looks way overdone compared to the other guys, the edges look almost burnt in some places. Then there was the infamous completely overcooked Burnt Wellington. No wonder why he thinks Hooligans serves good food, it probably doesn't taste like carbon.
I had no idea what a Dutch Baby was, so I looked it up, and of course it is something very simple to make. It’s basically a pancake that you bake in a skillet, and it is supposed to get all puffy. It sounds pretty good actually. You serve it with syrup or fruit or cinnamon sugar.

So it has very few and very basic ingredients and doesn’t take much time. Its edges should look golden brown, not take on the hue of Nikki’s lovers.

I noticed in the recipe that the eggs and milk used in the batter need to be room temperature to get it to puff up correctly, but I bet that 1.7 GPA science expert figured everyone was doing it wrong and used cold milk and eggs right out of the fridge and fucked it up. And he also overcooked it.
 

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I had no idea what a Dutch Baby was, so I looked it up, and of course it is something very simple to make. It’s basically a pancake that you bake in a skillet, and it is supposed to get all puffy. It sounds pretty good actually. You serve it with syrup or fruit or cinnamon sugar.

So it has very few and very basic ingredients and doesn’t take much time. It should look golden brown, not take on the hue of Nikki’s lovers.

I noticed in the recipe that the eggs and milk used in the batter need to be room temperature to get it puff up correctly, but I bet that 1.7 GPA science expert figured everyone was doing it wrong and used cold milk and eggs right out of the fridge and fucked it up. And he also overcooked it.
Pat just heard of a dish called "Dutch Baby" and wanted to experiment with his own version with his homemade pepperoni integrated into the recipe.
 
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I don't know if this has been mentioned by anyone but even the wording on the tweet infuriates me because he sounds like a cunt. He "requires" good cornbread. Not "I could really use some good cornbread" or "Good cornbread would hit the spot right now". No, Mama Raven's Special Boy *requires* it. He's very hateable and also very fat.
 

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I don't know if this has been mentioned by anyone but even the wording on the tweet infuriates me because he sounds like a cunt. He "requires" good cornbread. Not "I could really use some good cornbread" or "Good cornbread would hit the spot right now". No, Mama Raven's Special Boy *requires* it. He's very hateable and also very fat.
Same theory on why he cant stop drinking everyday. Any task he feels the need to reward himself with an ice cold beer.
 
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Two comments for no reason but to reply to the retard. The best corn bread I ever had is this place in Michigan run by a white guy, best BBQ brisket ever and honey butter on corn bread that is perfect. I was in Sylvia's in 2019 when I was back home and it sucked, nothing like 15 years earlier, the most famous jig place in the world right in Harlem and it served store bought corn bread and veggies from a can. Total shit, niggers can't even nigger right.
 

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They’re the ugliest people ever
I'm shocked that you can say that, in a thread featuring pictures of Pat and Nikki.

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