I very suddenly require good cornbread.

[guest]

What deviant crime is "cornbread" slang for

Raping and eating blacks.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

They had this food called chili and they even served it in a little cauldron! Golly! You wouldn't believe the stuff I see in the big city, mom!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Does he ever eat a meal without a beer nearby? He's definitely an alcoholic.

He still thinks getting drunk everyday is "cool" and "manly". He is banking on universal healthcare kicking in before his liver taps out.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Fucking corn with this fat cucked faggot again. My mother was born and raised in Iowa on a corn farm and never ate as much corn as this 1.7 GPA scholastic einstein.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He still thinks getting drunk everyday is "cool" and "manly". He is banking on universal healthcare kicking in before his liver taps out.

Even worse he’s unemployed and getting drunk everyday. Congrats piggy, you’re nothing but a bum. I forget who said but “it’s not Miller time if you don’t have a job”

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's Miller Time all the time when you don't have a job.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Since nobody wants to hang out with him, he has to post every random thought to twitter and hopes someone will comment. Even though he almost never responds. Whats the fuckin point of posting on twitter when you dont even want to talk about the subject you posted. He is a retard coward.

It shows how starved he is for attention. He tweets all day on a couch instead of working or interacting with real people. His “wife” I’m sure just ignores him unless she drinks enough and her family can’t stand him. He’s 42 years old and addicted to social media because he’s forever alone and needs likes - even from strangers - just to feel something.

I remember he one was oinking about how he has friends “all over the world” and they would drop everything to party with him (party? You’re 42) if he asked yet he’s always alone. He goes to a bar regularly just to sit alone. Plus he’s fat.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I'm just speculating here, but I think "cornbread" here is being used as a Comet Ping Pong, cheese pizza-type code for some sick shit Pat is into. "Cornbread" = CB = Child Born-ography, where he jacks off to birthing videos. He should be castrated, if this is true.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

That's a typo he meant to say "cornhole"

 

[fenrir]

(Insert black cornbread song)

Your wish is my command, Tiny Wyyz:




Insert black dicks here:

 

[RaggotFetard]

I’ve probably never had remarkably good cornbread, as there are no blacks where I live, but the best I’ve ever had was from Marie Callender’s. Remember that place?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'm just speculating here, but I think "cornbread" here is being used as a Comet Ping Pong, cheese pizza-type code for some sick shit Pat is into. "Cornbread" = CB = Child Born-ography, where he jacks off to birthing videos. He should be castrated, if this is true.

I think its a dogwhistle for trying to be an ally to the blacks.

 

[BudDickman]

He's a 42-year-old Midwestern slob who thinks it is acceptable to talk like a sassy 30-year-old cosmopolitan Jewess. This is the sort of stupid shit that women say to sound cute and whimsical and elicit fake laughter from simps.

"I have decided that I will exclusively be eating kouign-amann pastries for breakfast. Who needs protein?"

Fucking faggot.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I think its a dogwhistle for trying to be an ally to the blacks.

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That last tweet by him is so douch-chilling. My God.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That last tweet by him is so douch-chilling. My God.

He is oblivious that he really is racist. Not in a lynching kind of way. Just ignorant because he didnt really grow up around blacks and gays so he thinks saying stereotypical shit he has seen on tv will let them know he is an ally because he likes cornbread too. Id love to see pat try to get in on a pick up game at the park. He would be stomped out in the first half hour. He is a sheltered midwestern idiot.

 

[Jenna]

He barks orders for food like a pregnant wife in her third trimester, knowing her hubby will rush to the market to get her ice cream and chocolate covered raisins. Women say things like "I very suddenly require good cornbread", hinting at some man to go "well I know a good cornbread spot, why don't I take you there?" He doesn't understand this subtle little social media game, so he copies it for himself. Is one of your followers going to take you out and buy you very good cornbread, simply to pick the mind of a genius?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I think its a dogwhistle for trying to be an ally to the blacks.

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Cracker Barrel doesn't have great cornbread. It's fine but that's it.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Pat is the type to go out and buy cornbread instead of baking it himself for a fraction of the cost.

He fucks up eggs. His homemade cornbread would be a disaster.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cracker Barrel doesn't have great cornbread. It's fine but that's it.

He has the palate from the 1930s. Im sure he thinks Boston Market is high end cuisine. Notice he orders almost the same shit on vacation as he eats at home yet calls himself a "foodie". More like Fatty amirite?!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He fucks up eggs. His homemade cornbread would be a disaster.

Reminds me of the time he tried to make a Dutch baby then someone else oneups him by making it correctly an hour later.