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Ursula from Little Mermaid, looking hag.What the fuck genetic mutant is to Nicole's right?
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Ursula from Little Mermaid, looking hag.What the fuck genetic mutant is to Nicole's right?
Didn’t know she has kids.Do all Wisconsin people take their wedding pics in these industrial warehouse settings? Why?
I really love her dress though
Nicole and Joe | A New Years Eve Wedding at the Black Swan
There are few things more fun than a wedding on New Years Eve. Nicole and Joe's wedding at the Black Swan was no exception!tjuttke.com
The magic of a/c ducts and brick walls. The cake is black. The old battleaxe mother is wearing black too. It must be some kind of Wisconsin thing to celebrate weddings like it's a sci-fi post-apocalypse.Do all Wisconsin people take their wedding pics in these industrial warehouse settings? Why?
I really love her dress though
Damn, too bad I’m married cuz you’re my typeI'd cum on her back, take a couple hundred out of her purse, jump out the window, and never call her back.
Man she looks like shit, what the hell happened? She must have had her cousin do her hair and make-up, I guess construction lawyering doesn’t pay what it used to.Do all Wisconsin people take their wedding pics in these industrial warehouse settings? Why?
I really love her dress though
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Poor bastards.Didn’t know she has kids.
Noticed her too. Agreed, gingers are my absolute favorite.Poor bastards.
Ona side note, I'd rail that ginger bridesmaid in her probably irish twat
When I was young snot nose wanna be athlete I worked out for some european clubs and the level of pussy I got from that clout was insane. Enough to keep me from making any teams (I stopped showing up to workouts, shacked up with broad and decided I would just be an illegal immigrant), whats touring musician pussy like? I can’t even imagine being old enough to appreciate the puss being thrown at meEver toured through the dregs of Europe?
I've had worse.
That's not Nicole's mom... that's a man, babyWhat the fuck genetic mutant is to Nicole's right?
I’m not Ray, but I am musician that still gigs 3-4 nights a week, and toured nationally plenty in my twenties. It was a fun experience in regards to pussy. Without doxxing myself, I played drums for a band in the mid 2000s that received moderate success. You can say we were among that The Used, Fallout Boy, MCR, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore scene, and as a matter of fact, we toured/opened for all of the aforementioned, as we were signed to the same label as a couple of these bands. I never cared for this scene, as I was more into 90s Britpop like The Verve, Stone Roses, Suede, Blur, Radiohead, etc, but I was a shameless sellout from day one. Our music was on Kroq, MTV 2, Fuse Channel. I was only 18 years old, fresh outta HS, had zero game, but being in this band definitely helped. I didn’t really get the quality of trim our singer or guitarists got, as they were also better looking than me, but I did alright. Sometimes there were dry spells, sometimes you’d fuck 2 skanks in one night. Never fucked a 10, but they usually ranged from a 4-8.5, depending on the city (US only).When I was young snot nose wanna be athlete I worked out for some european clubs and the level of pussy I got from that clout was insane. Enough to keep me from making any teams (I stopped showing up to workouts, shacked up with broad and decided I would just be an illegal immigrant), whats touring musician pussy like? I can’t even imagine being old enough to appreciate the puss being thrown at me
fuck you in advance if you try to give some pc answer about your wife
Bad feet.Do all Wisconsin people take their wedding pics in these industrial warehouse settings? Why?
I really love her dress though
Nicole and Joe | A New Years Eve Wedding at the Black Swan
There are few things more fun than a wedding on New Years Eve. Nicole and Joe's wedding at the Black Swan was no exception!tjuttke.com
The Starting Line? Hmmm...lineup changes...Saves the Day?!I’m not Ray, but I am musician that still gigs 3-4 nights a week, and toured nationally plenty in my twenties. It was a fun experience in regards to pussy. Without doxxing myself, I played drums for a band in the mid 2000s that received moderate success. You can say we were among that The Used, Fallout Boy, MCR, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore scene, and as a matter of fact, we toured/opened for all of the aforementioned, as we were signed to the same label as a couple of these bands. I never cared for this scene, as I was more into 90s Britpop like The Verve, Stone Roses, Suede, etc, but I was a sellout from day one. Our music was on Kroq, MTV 2, Fuse Channel. I was only 18 years old, fresh outta HS, had zero game, but being in this band definitely helped. I didn’t really get the quality of trim our singer or guitarists got, as they were also better looking than me, but I did alright. Sometimes there were dry spells, sometimes you’d fuck 2 skanks in one night. Never fucked a 10, but they usually ranged from a 4-8.5, depending on the city (US only). This lasted for about 6 years. I managed to get every std that WASN’T permanent (praise Allah). Made a little money that I would quickly burn thru, not even enough to buy a house, to be honest witcha. A couple years we’d finish a tour and really only break even after all costs.
Anyway, we had a couple line up changes during those years and hated each other towards the end, so we self-destructed. This happens to many bands, but many of them at least make good enough money to keep up the charade and treat the band like a lucrative business, we were not to lucky.
Sorry for the self indulgent tangent, lol, I was having fun reminiscing. Now I’m recently unemployed and spend my days patposting and my nights playing fine dining restaurants with jazz/bossanova quartets, make about $500 in cash, and get an entree under $30 to take home, COMPED!
Says it’s their daughters. Maybe I misread it. I have to be wet-brained by now.I doubt those are her kids. Nieces probably.
If she had kids, that body would be more fucked up and saggy.
Do you miss it?I’m not Ray, but I am musician that still gigs 3-4 nights a week, and toured nationally plenty in my twenties. It was a fun experience in regards to pussy. Without doxxing myself, I played drums for a band in the mid 2000s that received moderate success. You can say we were among that The Used, Fallout Boy, MCR, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore scene, and as a matter of fact, we toured/opened for all of the aforementioned, as we were signed to the same label as a couple of these bands. I never cared for this scene, as I was more into 90s Britpop like The Verve, Stone Roses, Suede, Blur, Radiohead, etc, but I was a shameless sellout from day one. Our music was on Kroq, MTV 2, Fuse Channel. I was only 18 years old, fresh outta HS, had zero game, but being in this band definitely helped. I didn’t really get the quality of trim our singer or guitarists got, as they were also better looking than me, but I did alright. Sometimes there were dry spells, sometimes you’d fuck 2 skanks in one night. Never fucked a 10, but they usually ranged from a 4-8.5, depending on the city (US only).
All of my “firsts’ happened during these years ( first threesome, first anal, first facial, first foreign chick, first pregnancy scare, etc). This lasted for about 6 years. I managed to get every std that WASN’T permanent (praise Allah). Three of these gals I still keep in touch with and will see if I’m in their town and they’re not in a relationship. I made a little money that I quickly burned thru, not even enough to buy a house, to be honest witcha. A couple years we’d finish a tour and really only break even after all costs. Imagine working a whole year, and your savings account is the same as it was the year prior. Makes ya feel like a real Tomlinson.
Anyway, we had a couple line up changes during those years and hated each other towards the end, so we self-destructed. This happens to many bands, but many of them at least make good enough money to keep up the charade and treat the band like a lucrative business, we were not so lucky.
Sorry for the self indulgent tangent, lol, I was having fun reminiscing. Now I’m recently unemployed and spend my days patposting and my nights playing fine dining restaurants with jazz/bossanova quartets, make about $500 in cash, and get an entree under $30 to take home (anything I want from the sandwich portion of the menu) COMPED!
I guess what I’m getting at is, this Patrick Tomlinson fella sure is portly.
Yo the high from virgin to star and then the drop off to regular dude….how heartbreaking is it for you?I’m not Ray, but I am musician that still gigs 3-4 nights a week, and toured nationally plenty in my twenties. It was a fun experience in regards to pussy. Without doxxing myself, I played drums for a band in the mid 2000s that received moderate success. You can say we were among that The Used, Fallout Boy, MCR, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Paramore scene, and as a matter of fact, we toured/opened for all of the aforementioned, as we were signed to the same label as a couple of these bands. I never cared for this scene, as I was more into 90s Britpop like The Verve, Stone Roses, Suede, Blur, Radiohead, etc, but I was a shameless sellout from day one. Our music was on Kroq, MTV 2, Fuse Channel. I was only 18 years old, fresh outta HS, had zero game, but being in this band definitely helped. I didn’t really get the quality of trim our singer or guitarists got, as they were also better looking than me, but I did alright. Sometimes there were dry spells, sometimes you’d fuck 2 skanks in one night. Never fucked a 10, but they usually ranged from a 4-8.5, depending on the city (US only).
All of my “firsts’ happened during these years ( first threesome, first anal, first facial, first foreign chick, first pregnancy scare, etc). This lasted for about 6 years. I managed to get every std that WASN’T permanent (praise Allah). Three of these gals I still keep in touch with and will see if I’m in their town and they’re not in a relationship. I made a little money that I quickly burned thru, not even enough to buy a house, to be honest witcha. A couple years we’d finish a tour and really only break even after all costs. Imagine working a whole year, and your savings account is the same as it was the year prior. Makes ya feel like a real Tomlinson.
Anyway, we had a couple line up changes during those years and hated each other towards the end, so we self-destructed. This happens to many bands, but many of them at least make good enough money to keep up the charade and treat the band like a lucrative business, we were not so lucky.
Sorry for the self indulgent tangent, lol, I was having fun reminiscing. Now I’m recently unemployed and spend my days patposting and my nights playing fine dining restaurants with jazz/bossanova quartets, make about $500 in cash, and get an entree under $30 to take home (anything I want from the sandwich portion of the menu) COMPED!
I guess what I’m getting at is, this Patrick Tomlinson fella sure is portly.
Settle down, Muhammad.When I was young snot nose wanna be athlete I worked out for some european clubs and the level of pussy I got from that clout was insane. Enough to keep me from making any teams (I stopped showing up to workouts, shacked up with broad and decided I would just be an illegal immigrant), whats touring musician pussy like? I can’t even imagine being old enough to appreciate the puss being thrown at me
fuck you in advance if you try to give some pc answer about your wife
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