I prefer a beer.

[Harry Powell]

I love Amstel Light, fuck you queers in advance

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It's COCKtail time, you stalking sillies!

Closest he ever looked to being an actual faboulous guy, honeychild terrorist.

 

[guest]

His favorite beer in Europe was apple cider

 

[42069]

Let me see if I can guess: Bass, Becks, Fosters, Goose Island, Guinness, Heineken, Sam Adams, Stella... Amstel? Lonestar? I've never had Lonestar, so I don't know if it's shit. But hilarious that Pat thinks stuff like Guinness and Sam Adams don't qualify as beer. Mass produced does not mean it's bad.

I’ve never had lone star or goose island I like Amstel light

 

[guest]

Milluh

Coohz

 

[guest]

Fuck, you might be right. Please do.

The parallels between Pat and Garth are numerous. He even looks a bit like him except much much fatter of course.

 

[guest]

Is that really her?

I don't see any cellulite. Pretty sure it's not her.

 

[Udders]

Post couch-fart meal, need the sodium.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's COCKtail time, you stalking sillies!

I don't know how I didn't notice the laptop in that picture before. Sat in a dark bar with a luminous cocktail next to you - what ideal conditions to write in!

Stir your girl drink some more, Ernest Hammingway.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I’ll treat myself to a Corona premium every so often but fuck the rest of their beers. Trust me. Sniff*

 

[guest]

He had another smug comment about how Guiness should only be drank from the taps in Ireland or the UK. No mention of him being a midwestern rube and drinking a Guiness from some shitty machine that drew his fat face on the foam. He tries so hard to pass himself off as some connoisseur of beer, whiskey, dining when in reality he's eating bar slop or cubed chicken and drinking piss water beer. He's also very fat.

 

[FurBurger]

The parallels between Pat and Garth are numerous. He even looks a bit like him except much much fatter of course.

Both have written more books than they've read.