I prefer a beer.

[HomeRunCumia]

He's scared to pick because of that Miller Lite incident...

We live rent free in his fat head.

 

[FurBurger]

Photo is of some salsa-soaked enchilada dish, served in a cast iron pan.

Acidic tomato-based dishes like that will eat through the seasoning, leading to rusting. Also dishwasher detergent is way stronger than dish soap (to cut through grease without scrubbing) which will again strip the seasoning off.

TL,DR: The cook there has no fucking idea what they're doing; enjoy your Enchiladas en Salsa de óxido

 

[42069]

I’m a wine and snob in general and I spy 9 good beers in that picture

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

He may be quoting Darkplace.

If he is; I'll kill him myself.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Niki'd prefer a Tyrone.

Found on r/MilwaukeeMudsharks

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Guinness, Bass, Heineken and Sam Adam's don't even have that watery American macro reputation. I guess the joke was pre-written and had to be launched regardless of what the picture showed

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Fat phony drinks (and eats) nothing but swill. None of those beers can compare to the Trappist beer richness of Corona Light, huh, Pig?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I actually love shitty macros. Pbr schlitz and Miller high life are unironically good

 

[Stent]

Everything always served in cheap disposable plastic. They buy it from the gas station and call it locally sourced.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Bass Ale and Killians Irish Red drank pretty good

 

[HomeRunCumia]

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You know he jacked off to this like the cuckold faggot he is...

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Most of those beers fucking suck but Stella, Heineken, and Guinness are solid. Fucking faggot

 

[Guinness525]

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He was gonna find out eventually. I think you handled it gracefully.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I’m a wine and snob in general and I spy 9 good beers in that picture

Let me see if I can guess: Bass, Becks, Fosters, Goose Island, Guinness, Heineken, Sam Adams, Stella... Amstel? Lonestar? I've never had Lonestar, so I don't know if it's shit. But hilarious that Pat thinks stuff like Guinness and Sam Adams don't qualify as beer. Mass produced does not mean it's bad.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

or

Those spots look like a constellation. The Big Dumper.

Niki'd prefer a Tyrone.

Found on r/MilwaukeeMudsharks

This is definitely the time when Pat should scrub his existence off the internet, and amazingly he doubles down. It looks like the pumpernickel loaf they give you at Outback

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If you zoom in you can see she’s not even resting on his legs.

Hard to reach the legs when you gotta moisten up to slide down that luscious hog of Jons

 

[Meownaw]

He may be quoting Darkplace.

If he is; I'll kill him myself.

Fuck, you might be right. Please do.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Was this picture used as evidence when he claimed he never drinks Miller Lite? This seems like an event he should remember vividly.

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I've just noticed that Rick is crossing his legs like an absolute queen in that pic. He was probably leaning his hips into the guy in the red tee too, the girl.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It's COCKtail time, you stalking sillies!