I never actually smelled sex or vagina until this year

[Guest]

What the fuck

 

[Guest]

I was on allergy meds for 24 years that blocked my sense of smell. I only really got little whiffs here and there before.

 

[Dog Eater]

Imagine how many times you STUNK but didn’t realise it.

 

[Turry]

I haf nevah had sex with a woman

 

[Coonskin]

Ewwwwwww

 

[Guest]

Imagine how many times you STUNK but didn’t realise it.

What I’m most concerned about is how many times I farted silently and thought I got away with it

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I spent 3 days with a broad recently and all we did was drink and have SEX , after having more than 10 loads dropped in her that shit was starting to stink....it was like a week ago and the smell is still on my steering wheel. Worth it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What I’m most concerned about is how many times I farted silently and thought I got away with it

Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.

 

[Guest]

I haf nevah had sex with a woman

How shocking!

 

[Guest]

I spent 3 days with a broad recently and all we did was drink and have SEX , after having more than 10 loads dropped in her that shit was starting to stink....it was like a week ago and the smell is still on my steering wheel. Worth it.

I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?

 

[Turry]

How shocking!

Yuss keeding. I have kids that I didn't sacrifice to Moloch while they were still in the womb.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.

I would imagine Canadian girls’ puss smell like canola oil

 

[Turry]

I would imagine Canadian girls’ puss smell like canola oil

Sometimes canola is referred to as rape so you're not far off

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?

I would think so, but I'm no Rick Tomlinson sexpert...it's alot of factors at play. If I take her pants off and it's immediately smelling like spoiled tuna I get annoyed...if it's OK then starts to smell after a couple days of enthusiastic creampie sex then I'm not going to hold that against her.

 

[Coonskin]

Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.

Guy at work told me he plugs his nose by jamming it in a bitches belly and munches away

 

[Guest]

Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.

Were they both black? I know you luv dem nigga bitches!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Were they both black? I know you luv dem nigga bitches!

No I've never had any unpleasant smell experiences with a black chick. One was native and one was white.

 

[Coonskin]

No I've never had any unpleasant smell experiences with a black chick. One was native and one was white.

Natives already have an inherently bad smell

 

[alkiefuck2]

There's truly nothing worse than eating a piss-stained pussah. One job, ladies, look pretty and don't smell like death kthxbye

 

[TheNanaDook]

Lifestyle obviously has some effect on it. One of my first girlfriends chain smoked and did a ton of coke, and she always had a strong funk. An older yoga gal didn’t have much a smell at all.

The one Indian girl though…I’m not even sure it was her pussy, i just think their entire body has an unfamiliar, weird odor. I’ll never do that again.