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What I’m most concerned about is how many times I farted silently and thought I got away with itImagine how many times you STUNK but didn’t realise it.
Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.What I’m most concerned about is how many times I farted silently and thought I got away with it
I haf nevah had sex with a woman
I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?I spent 3 days with a broad recently and all we did was drink and have SEX , after having more than 10 loads dropped in her that shit was starting to stink....it was like a week ago and the smell is still on my steering wheel. Worth it.
Yuss keeding. I have kids that I didn't sacrifice to Moloch while they were still in the womb.How shocking!
I would imagine Canadian girls’ puss smell like canola oilWait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
Sometimes canola is referred to as rape so you're not far offI would imagine Canadian girls’ puss smell like canola oil
I would think so, but I'm no Rick Tomlinson sexpert...it's alot of factors at play. If I take her pants off and it's immediately smelling like spoiled tuna I get annoyed...if it's OK then starts to smell after a couple days of enthusiastic creampie sex then I'm not going to hold that against her.I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?
Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
Were they both black? I know you luv dem nigga bitches!Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
No I've never had any unpleasant smell experiences with a black chick. One was native and one was white.Were they both black? I know you luv dem nigga bitches!
No I've never had any unpleasant smell experiences with a black chick. One was native and one was white.
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