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I never actually smelled sex or vagina until this year

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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What I’m most concerned about is how many times I farted silently and thought I got away with it
Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
 
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I spent 3 days with a broad recently and all we did was drink and have SEX :sneaky:, after having more than 10 loads dropped in her that shit was starting to stink....it was like a week ago and the smell is still on my steering wheel. Worth it.
I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?
 

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
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Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
I would imagine Canadian girls’ puss smell like canola oil
 
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I almost exclusively creampie my girlfriend. Does that play a role?
I would think so, but I'm no Rick Tomlinson sexpert...it's alot of factors at play. If I take her pants off and it's immediately smelling like spoiled tuna I get annoyed...if it's OK then starts to smell after a couple days of enthusiastic creampie sex then I'm not going to hold that against her.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.

Guy at work told me he plugs his nose by jamming it in a bitches belly and munches away
 

Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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Wait until you smell a bad one. Fuck me. I've only encountered it twice but there's literally nothing worse. I'd rather put a funnel to my face and huff corpse fumes. Both times I just got dressed and bailed. Both times, I could smell my fingers on the steering wheel on the way home and had to pull over to puke. Both times were literally traumatizing to the point that I waited like six months to even have sex again because I was terrified I'd smell that smell again. I still get nervous fucking new chicks because of it. Especially if I actually like them, because if their twat stinks, I'm never speaking to them again.
Were they both black? I know you luv dem nigga bitches!
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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There's truly nothing worse than eating a piss-stained pussah. One job, ladies, look pretty and don't smell like death kthxbye
 

TheNanaDook

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Lifestyle obviously has some effect on it. One of my first girlfriends chain smoked and did a ton of coke, and she always had a strong funk. An older yoga gal didn’t have much a smell at all.

The one Indian girl though…I’m not even sure it was her pussy, i just think their entire body has an unfamiliar, weird odor. I’ll never do that again.
 
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